Man sucks out girlfriend's eyeball...

You guys deserve 39 lashes. I thought this place was more hi-brow.

Was it Kelly Clarkson, so we can find out what’s really “Behind These Hazel Eyes”?

Jaysus. And I though olives in matinis were a bad idea.

These jokes are getting cornea and cornea.

All of you jokers should get 30 lashes.

So, I, unh, am probably going to regret asking this, and there is no way in hell I’m going to go look at that video, but the guy actually sucks a girl’s eyeball out? What does he do with it after that - stick it back in? Bite through the optic nerve? Why am I asking this? Am I tired of not having nightmares?

Great idea for a blind date: This guy who sucked out an eyeball and that British girl who pulled off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle.

This is an old story, from September, and I couldn’t find any actual video of the event.