Man sucks out girlfriend's eyeball...

This headline on MSNBC has a link to a video that I can’t watch at work.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/22343009#22343009
Can someone watch this and tell me that this isn’t for real, or I may just have to go home for the day and curl up in bed with fists over my eyes.

I watched it. :eek: Dude is on the streets!

It’s for real. Sweet Jeebus. They didn’t show the vics face because she fears for her life. This A-hole is still on the streets. They showed a photo of the guy, hoping for leads.

Go curl up in bed, that’s what I’m going to do. The world is doomed.

That sound you just heard was the sound of my respect for mankind deflating like a wet whoopie cushion. NOT-- I repeat, NOT– the sound of a man sucking a woman’s eyeball from her head.

[sub]Oh gosh I want to vomit[/sub]

Wow, I can get pretty upset at times, but never once have I said “Don’t fuck with me or I’ll bite out your eyes!” although it does have a certain ring to it.

Oh yeah baby, suck on my vitreous humour!

Here is an individual for whom “an eye for an eye” would be entirely appropriate.

Maybe both eyes. Someone out there must need a donor.

Did they really just say on that clip “Take a good look at the perpetrator, because the victim cant” ??? I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Does it say Saraland and Alabama? If so, that’s near me, and I haven’t heard anything about this. Also, recently we had a man gouge his own eyes out and cut off his tongue. Crazy eyeball violence…

Yeah, she could, like, look out of her other eye.

I’ll keep an eye out for him.

Put it on the porch, so he can take it without being spotted.

Well, that would just suck!

There must be a mile-long line of guys waiting to skull-fuck her. I’ll be at the back, with James Ballard.

As with most tragedies in life, one door closes and another leads you to a lucrative career in niche porn.

Iris you guys would stop with the bad jokes. Put a lid on it. We’re more eye-brow than this.

Jeez, when you all take over a thread with bad jokes, you really socket to me.

It was the chocolate flavored mascara your honor.

We are but pupils seated at the feet of the cornea master.

The outpatients are out in force tonight, I see.

"When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out one by one

Although it was on his tongue, he certainly caught her eye.