I spilled coffee all over my shirt when I read this. Serves me right for reading the Sun
I guess he won’t be the cock of the walk anymore…
“this here’s one fine piece of Alabama blacksnake…
but it ain’t too beaucoup.”
Come on, AK, ya gotta get it right:
“What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain’t too goddamned beau coup.”
It’d have to be pretty big to KILL her, I think.
Is he blessed or cursed? YOU decide!
I feel a certain empathy with this poor man…
I would say both.
I knew this guy, er, ah, a friend, yes, that’s it, a friend. He had a similar problem.
One of his girlfriends said “I love you, but you are just too big.” And left forever. Another girlfriend said "it’s always better with a full-c***, but left for someone who offered something different for her soul. And there were many inbetween responses.
Reminds me of a case Mrs. Tonk had when she was a prosecutor.
A guy was charged with Indecent Exposure for standing in his living room window fondling himself, in plain view of the neighborhood middle school girls across the street waiting for the school bus.
At trial, the guy’s wife testifies that his penis is so small, that those girls couldn’t have seen it!
The day the trial was over, I asked Mrs. Tonk how the trial went: “So, did this guy get off?”
“Nope. They found him guilty.”
(She didn’t get it.)
From the thread title, I was sure this was going to be something fromt The Onion. 
Course, you have to bear in mind that the Sun is little better than the National Inquirer…
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FINALLY, we know Coldie’s real name