Plaintiff:
"The Plaintiff loves Apple. The Plaintiff believes in Apple, as a company and knows that it has good intent. Since its inception, Apple has always been a pro-family company, Apple has always been an entity that is concerned with the welfare of our Nation’s children, while furthering pro-American values. There is no reason for Apple, a private company to overly support pornography online, explicit sexual content which has led to the proliferation of arousal addiction, sex trafficking, prostitution, and countless numbers of destroyed lives. The Plaintiff respectfully demand that Apple sell all of its devices on “safe mode,…”
Dude’s an idiot. There plenty of ways to keep from viewing porn already, the best of which is called self responsibility. Sadly many people lack it these days.
I just googled goatse using Ubuntu Linux and totally warped my mind. I’m going to sue Ubuntu (and Google and Firefox and Ars Technica [for giving me the idea] and the nearest farm that has goats and…)!!
This thread gave me the idea to look up porn on the internet. I’m suing PastTense for putting me up to this, as soon as I recover from the stress injuries to my right hand so I can sign the legal paperwork.
I’m suing god for making apple trees, which inspired the company to call itself apple who then allowed porn to be seen which made that guy sue them, prompting all of us to know about the moron. I think we can go class action.
See, this is what you get when you won’t elect me Emperor of the World. I have repeatedly promised to create a series of Homes for the Terminally Stupid where we can put people like this.
