There is such a thing as “machine porn”.
I don’t believe in Bronies. I don’t care how many articles I read; I don’t even care if they make another documentary, I still don’t believe it.
An anti-SSM once told me that “an Australian man legally married his dog.” My reply “GAY marriage isn’t legal in Australia.” Hey, I got a brother in New Zealand and a lesbian sister in California, so I know these things.
You know who has to be deeply conflicted over this? Bender. Loves computers, loves porn, doesn’t like it when people get romantic with machines.
From what I understand, this guy is actually a real lawyer, and he tried to sue Dell or Apple or some computer maker for “being irresponsible by selling him the computer that caused him to develop a porn addiction.” I don’t have the cite handy but could probably find it if pressed.
The guy’s a whacko nutjob.
Sometimes the imaginative writings of whacko nut jobs make mighty interesting reading…
My half-brother is a certified WNJ, and we always looked forward to his letters. He lived in St. Thomas for years, and once sent us a cheap tract he had printed for his campaign to run for governor of the US Virgin Islands on the “Yahweh ticket”.
He had originally gone there to teach tennis at a hotel. Three hotels later (he sued each one) he found himself living in a tent on the beach. This is when he ran for governor. 
True story, and only a tenth of the entire one. He now lives in FLORIDA, hahaha.
Sounds kind of like Stockholm Syndrome to me…
and if he was banned from practicing law, does that mean he got a JD and passed the bar, or did they just do it pre-emptively? If so, good call.
Holy crap, is that an Onion gag or a real article?
In my head, some bitter ex of the groom bitched online about the unattractive bride, calling her “a real dog”, and misunderstanding ensued.
I was wondering what this guy had been up to lately.
AFAIK, the AV Club is the only part of the Onion that’s not a gag.
Haha! That’s great!
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Then there’s this.
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Can someone please explain to me what goes on in the minds of people who want to marry fictional characters? Has loneliness brought them to the point of delusions?
Gay people can marry their partners.
Their partners can be described with words.
Verbosity can be described with the word “verbosity.”
Ergo, I should be allowed to marry the concept of verbosity. It’s my civil right. And if my neighbor takes a shining to “patriotism,” then nothing should stop them from legally recognizing that love!