Reads like an Onion story doesn’t it? But it’s true!
Why does this guy feel the need to expose himself via tight stretch pants to get a rise out of people, isn’t just having a giant, boa constrictor sized trouser snake enough for him?
Mr. Big - Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise. Until it took over his life
Based on the photo and interview quotes, I’d say that it’s probably because it’s his best feature. Although, he does have one other use I never would have thought of:
My God that shitty photo is by Mary Ellen Mark one of my all time favourite photographers. Look at the stuff in the gallery at MaryEllenMark to see what she usually does. I didn’t think good photographers took snapshot quality pictures.
These were funny to me:
That, right there, is the stuff of nightmares.
If my penis was that big, I wouldn’t want to let anyone know. It would be embarrassing, not to mention creepy to have a penis that size.
Boy, comparing the pictures on his Web site to the current one, he’s really let himself go.
Judging from what I read in the article, I’d guess that he’s a rather sad, lonely man. Wearing pants two sizes too small? Yikes.
Now, pardon me while I go reassure Johnny Bravo Jr. that he’s perfectly fine just the way he is.
Don’t click, I told myself. Just don’t click, that all you have to do. But that story at the end left me throughoughly squicked for some reason.
:eek:
“Where did all of this snow come from? It was perfectly clear, warm May day!”
“I don’t know, but we’re all going to freeze unless we can build a fire – and all I can see around us are rocks!”
“Wait, I’ve got an idea! John!! Over here!!!”
I know annaplurabelle beat me to it, but when I read the article (before I read her post), this sentence really caught my eye, and the playlet immediately followed.
One of my testicles is only the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. The other one is big enough to be considered normal, though.
Any relation to Lowell P. Thurber?
How do they know how big my forearm is? Whoa.
I always knew Silo would go somewhere. He was too great for this board.
I guess you could say Rolling Stone was hard up for news.
All I can think is “OWWCH!” His is way too big for most women I would imagine.
But in the name of science…
Ladies? I’ll need a volunteer…
I think we have a winner for that New Super Hero contest – Hot Rod, with the blazing heat of his genitals, performs rescues and thwarts evildoers.
I guess what they say about pinstripes really is true.
He wouldn’t even need to do anything other than show up to be a super hero…people would simply stop doing evil and stare.