This article had me feeling sorry for the man with the world's largest penis

[astro]

So sad - He looks so unhappy!

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there’s no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

[eleanorigby]

I don’t care how big his penis is–he looks like someone who lives with his mother, in the basement. Blech. Nice pants, mister. (not).

[Sierra_Indigo]

@eleanorigby

I don’t care how big his penis is–he looks like someone who lives with his mother, in the basement. Blech. Nice pants, mister. (not).

He is. Jonah Falcon is known for being a whiny momma’s boy, and possibly for overstating the size of his penis. And he’s a bit of a Drama Llama.

h ttp://friends.portalofevil.com/sfs.php?si=3&fi=000003901

(POE May not be safe for work. Jonah falcon may not be safe for work)

[MsRobyn]

So where’s his pic on Hot Chicks with Douchebags?

Robin

[Sierra_Indigo]

Quoted from the article linked in the OP

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there’s no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

“When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show”, Jonah told “The Sun” two years ago.

[ElvisL1ves]

Big money to be made on the Web with that thing, Jonah. Try it.

[levdrakon]

Ah, poor baby. Get to the gym and work out. The double chin’s got more to do with your lack of dates.

Have you never been to a sex shop and seen some of the dildos they make? 13.5"? Pft.

[Patty_O_Furniture]

That’s not a double chin. We told you he’s got a big one!

[Illuminatiprimus]

As much as I love cock it needs to be attached to something that doesn’t make me want to turn the lights off, hence why you’ll not see me at the local glory hole.

I don’t care whether this guy has the biggest penis in the world or not, I don’t look at him and think “Oh if only this guy had a smaller penis I might be able to connect with him”.

[John_DiFool]

Hmm I knew a Jonah Falcon in the Heroes of Might and Magic community-can’t be the same guy can it? If so explains a lot (yeah he was somewhat of a jerk).

[Cat_Fight]

Good god, a vagful’s enough.

When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem.

He ditched the tight trousers but forgot to take off the ‘I’ve got a giant cock’ t-shirt. That’s why people are so judgmental. That and his mug.

[Autolycus]

@John DiFool

Hmm I knew a Jonah Falcon in the Heroes of Might and Magic community-can’t be the same guy can it? If so explains a lot (yeah he was somewhat of a jerk).

Did he have a +1 sword of cervix-bashing?

[freekalette]

Well, the link goes to a site named SOFTpedia, so I doubt it’s the size that’s causing his dating woes!

[Blalron]

I wonder who has the worlds deepest vagina… :dubious:

[SSG_Schwartz]

I just read the article and I gotta tell ya, they should have done some fact checking. At those dimensions, Falcon has the world’s second largest penis.

SSG Schwartz

[Tortuga]

@SSG Schwartz

I just read the article and I gotta tell ya, they should have done some fact checking. At those dimensions, Falcon has the world’s second largest penis.

SSG Schwartz

Cite?!
(jes’ kiddin’. I figured I could either go for that or the ol’ standby: “How you doin?!” I’m shocked it took so many posts before someone stepped up to that plate. :))

[Cyn]

@Tortuga

Cite?!
(I’m shocked it took so many posts before someone stepped up to that plate. :))

They couldn’t get closer than 13.5 inches to it…

[bouv]

@Blalron

I wonder who has the worlds deepest vagina… :dubious:

That would be The Amazing Ty.

If you don’t know, then I envy you.

[Autolycus]

@bouv

That would be The Amazing Ty.

If you don’t know, then I envy you.

Oh God. Extra-strength brain bleach please. Shit, give me the fuckin’ Men in Black neuralyzer.

[Malacandra]

@Tortuga

Cite?!
(jes’ kiddin’. I figured I could either go for that or the ol’ standby: “How you doin?!” I’m shocked it took so many posts before someone stepped up to that plate. :))

It’s not the stepping up to the plate, it’s the not having to carry a bat. :eek: