He’s actually quite far from a world’s record. And sorry, no cite.
You should know better than that. Provdie a Wiki article or something!
Unless you’re saying it’s you, in which case… I have no idea. But be prepared to be called a liar. Hehehe
No kidding. He claims to be bisexual, he should do gay porn. From what I understand, it pays better than straight porn and I’m sure there’s going to be more than one guy lining up to get a shot at him. It’d be a win-win situation for him!
Pepper, the guys in gay porn need to be good looking, a big tool isn’t enough. This guy would never pass the casting couch and get into a movie unless he was playing “glory hole patron no 3” with some hot guy sucking him off.
At last, Dopers can envy me! Alas, I know not why.
You must be getting different gay porn than I have, because there are some uuuug-leee donkey dicks making gay porn. At least they tend to be in the minority, thank god.
Yeah, but on average they’re no where near as ugly as straight porn guys who can be, and usually are ugly as sin. The only requirement for a straight porn guy is a big dick. Gay porn guys have to be good looking, unless you’re dredging the bottom of the porn barrel.
I think the headline may be off. This guy could be the world’s biggest dick, but he certainly doesn’t have the world’s largest penis.
I’m no expert, but I’ve seen my share of porn. I’ll come back later with my cite -this isn’t something I’m going to research at work.
Eh, not so much anymore. The guys in straight porn nowadays are all cut, shaved everywhere, and have classic “hot guy” faces. I think producers finally realized that yes, there are some straight women who like porn and lots of them would appreciate some attractive guys.
… and now that there’s Viagra, naturally prolonged turgidity is no longer a hiring must.
I haven’t done a, ahem, extensive study on the general attractiveness of gay porn stars, but I can think of a few websites (pay sites even) that don’t seem to have high standards when it comes to their models–beyond well-hung and willing. I think if he lost ten pounds and worked out a bit, he wouldn’t look out of place on several gay porn websites.
I’m sure this shows me in a really bad light, but I read a story about a man with a 13-and-a-half-inch schlong and the one thing that sticks with me is the thought: “Which doofus converted a half-inch-precision measurement to a tenth-of-one-millimetre-precision measurement???”
“34.29cm”? What, they use a Vernier scale to measure dicks in Europe? 
I knew I’ve heard of this guy before, it was a little smaller back then though.
My question is if you have a 13" dick, why do you feel the need to add the extra half inch?
Some people are never satisfied.
Exactly. This is a pet peeve of mine as well.
This guy has a public access show in NYC called “Talkin’ Yankees” (or something like that) and two of the guys from the Howard Stern show call up and screw with him constantly. One of the funniest things is that they are EVERY caller - indicating that no one else is watching.
Ahh, here are some links - obviously NSFW but you wouldn’t be reading a thread about the world’s largest penis if you were concerned about that 