Nah, make that an innertube.
Damnit, you people used up all his bandwidth and now I can’t see it. Unless somebody else has a shot of him in his stretch pants.
Do as Glory suggested. ie
“I did a (google) search on his name, the second link had a photograph.”
That link has a picture more umm… “ready” and funnier than anything in his web page.
I went to Quizno’s for dinner. I ordered a large sandwich. I realize that this man’s dong is bigger than my sandwich. That’s impressive (only one word for it…).
It takes two hands to handle a Whopper.
But I bet this guy has a bigger cock.
Well, this woman loves it.
Is this the same Jonah Falcon I remember posting to rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc?
Cite?
I guess the guy figures he can be fat and out of shape if he’s well-hung. (It’s hard to be uglier than Ron Jeremy.) But who could fuck that anyway? Seems like a variant of the saying “anything more than a mouthful is wasted”…
Most men have only one reason for living… more than likely this man feels he’s the luckiest one in the world. You could argue, “hey he just wants to share to love…” lol
No google has a page for him also, but it appears to be a completely different guy. Some kind of bad/cheesy movie fangeek.
All this makes me think about the recent John Dillinger photo debate.
Re. “second link on google”…
Did anyone read the comments after? Good sweet jeebus thank you for the internet oasis that is the SDMB.
Oh, yeah, thats a big, big willy.
But it’s nothing like being hung like a moose.
Oh my god that is sick.
Poor guy could never have protected sex.
PVC pipe and lots of lube.
He can do it, too. He’s got the bat and he has two balls. And everyone knows you can bunt with two balls.