A rural prostitute surely has a tough road to ho.
I thought that was “Not playing with a dull …” Er, never mind
Hey, SkyBum, you have to watch out for those bald-faced lice.
Running around like a chicken without an asshole.
Smoking like a fish. that’s some nice lox!
No use prevaricating around the bush.
[From: Wallace and Gromit The Wrong Trowsers]
I always use “We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it”. Violence for the sake of violence, ya gotta love it.
My favorite, from Bloom County…
Opus: …you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke.
I’t’s as easy as falling off a bicycle.
Maybe so, but we’re not out of the woodwork yet.
I have a friend who always says that something is “six of one, a dime a dozen.” I have called him on it several times and he tells me that he does it on purpose and that I’m the only who has ever mentioned it.
Another friend says “right off the back…”
Like water off a Duck’s bill.
Don’t count your chickens until you break a few eggs.
Half of one, six dozen of the other.
How long are you going to beat that dead horse’s ass?
This whole project is going to Hell in a handkerchief. It was doomed from the word goat.
…and Bob’s your auntie.
(unveiling the piece of resistance) Wallaby!
One my grandmother used to use to describe women who talked too much by saying “her mouth flaps like a duck’s ass.”
One of my job placement clients, years ago, when asked what he felt he could do with his professional skills, said “I am trade of all jacks!” Of course, he had the excuse of not being a native English speaker. It was still funny as hell.