Yes, sir! flees to kitchen
Feh! You all forgot the most important part. Said meal must be eaten with bare hands over the kitchen sink. 
Kitchen?
Don’t encourage these baboons!
Whatever happened to steak tartare?
A man once told me the perfect date was: show up naked, bring food, don’t stand in front of the tv. I liked it all but the last part - if I remember correctly, so did he! 
Well, there’s manly and then there’s intestinal roulette.
You should know that this will only fly in your home and your kitchen. I’m the only one who cooks in my kitchen. But don’t expect heels or lingerie. 
…you may open the wine and pour… othewise stay out and just keep up with the witty banter.
At that point food becomes an unnecessary part of the dining experience.
Besides, a manly man cooks his own manly meal. Personally, I vote for hot dogs, charred to a crisp, or a slab of meat black on the outside and raw on the inside.
No side dishes.
And beer. In a bottle you open with your teeth.
returns with a dish of steak, potatoes, etc., dressed in lingerie and high heels
How about this? breathless
Pittsburgh steak.
The steak is dredged through seasoned oil, and then thrown into a white-hot cast iron skillet. Just ignore the flames, smoke, and the wailing of the smoke detector.
The steak will be charred black on the outside and blood rare inside. Enjoy with a few Imp 'n Arns (Imperial whiskey and Iron City beer).
Manly to the nth degree.
:dubious:
<thinking> …the food can be reheated…</thinking>
drops dishes in the sink and takes Kythereia on the table
:eek:
:o
Ya gotta love a hijack that ends in sex… 
So. Ahem. Steak sauce anyone?
:smack:
…and… ewwwww… that is not what I meant!!!
Don’t make me get the hose.
I thought a manly man’s meal involved chili so flaming hot the fumes singe the nose hairs out of the little birds that fly over your house. With beer.
Gun? what are you some kind of girly-man? Manly men run the beast down and break it’s neck with their bare hands.
KEEP IT DOWN! Geez, there are people tryin’ to EAT for chrissake!
Pass me a beer.
[irish accent]Aye, it’s manly, but I like it too![/irish accent]
Beer? feh
Whisky
straight
And the only side a steak needs is habaneros
(zoid only wishes he was this tough :rolleyes: )