hamburgers cooked on an engine block.
whiskey.
knife fights.
I gotta try this cause I ain’t got no chest hair. What am I doing in a thread about manly stuff?
Sounds like half a full English breakfast 
This is why real men don’t eat at a table. We know what tables are for.
Seeing that QuickSilver has claimed Kythereia, I will just mosey along riding off into the sunset wearing nothing but chaps and a Colt .45.
I’ll see if I can rope me a wild ride… archkkkkk thpew*
- I have no idea how to phenetically spell the action of gathering mucus from the back of your throat and nasal cavity and spitting it out.
Amen, brother.
I think it’s worth mentioning that real men don’t use computers and they don’t make posts in Internet message boards. They live in log cabins in the woods and they have no electricity. So we’re all just guessing here. Passing on second-hand knowledge at best.
If you’re going to bring reality into this maybe you shouldn’t play in this sandbox, mkay? Besides, the reality is that someone (QuickSilver) just got some tail (Kythereia) right here on this MB by pretending to be a real man.
Don’t kill the dream Severian.
Filet of Great White Shark, with a side of lion-burgers.
Take that, Food Chain!
Hey, I just tell it like it is. And judging by the number of pretenders hot for some tail here, unless Kyth is looking to outgun Houston, I’d say Quick has bested us all. Dream another dream man. This one’s over.
Unless some other chicky stops by wearing lace and holding a plate of meat, that is.
Mile High Club my ass… I just had cybersex on the internet!
…Ummmm… yeah… beat that…
No – actually you do – I knew exactly what “archkkkkk thpew” meant. 
No, don’t be fooled. That’s a salad hatchet.