we went to a screening of “The Order” last night and came away with nothing. about 5 mnutes after the movie we realized that it was not memorable at all and we had forgotten about the whole thing. but we got into this intensely weird conversation about men and women who are attractive to the vast majority. it got started by me proclaiming that i did not believe the following dudes are in any way attractive…in ANY WAY!!:
Heath Ledger: he just doesn’t look all that bright and his hair always looks dingy and dirty and blonde dudes don’ t do a thing for me…BLAH
Brad Pitt: he’s an immortal 14 year old boy…he’s man pretty…not traditionally handsome just pretty…but he does have a nice ass…oh and he’s blonde.
Tom Cruise: VILE VILE VILE OLD MAN!!! i have nothing to say about him
Orlando Bloom: see this one bothers the hell out of me cause orlando is like the pennacle of the type of man i like yet i don’t find him attractive at all, once again like pitt he’s just pre-pubescently and it doesn’t appeal to me.
josh hartnett: squinty and man pretty
Ashton Kutcher: man pretty, he looks like a girl sometimes, and he plays insanely stupid characters when he’s is really quite intelligent, he was majoring in some type of engineering before he discovered he was pretty and took up acting and started screwing demi…waisted intelligence.
needless to say i was bombarded by “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?” once i mentioned brad pitt and orlando bloom…so we did a survey and came up with a 3 category list of people who we or most considered attractive…i do not agree with about half of this list but hey majority rules and we did one for women too…which was interesting cause the guys didn’t pick the people we thought they would i. e Jennifer hopez…and titney were not as high in the running as some others.
Guys:
Manly Man Handsomeness:
Hugh Jackman (umm alright but he’s weird…)
Russel Crowe (BLECH!!! EWWW!!!)
Johnny Depp (we were gonna put him in the man pretty section but decided not to…he’s got some manlyness to him)
Stephen Dorff(sooo random)
Heath Ledger (…)
Sean William Scott (why?)
George Clooney (BLECH!)
Sam Rockwell (YAY YAY YAY)
Clive Owen (Who?)
Pierce Brosnan (007?)
Christian Bale (ok)
Ralph Fiennes (alright)
Denzel Washington (We realized we hadn’t mentioned any black guys so we just started naming them ALLL cause they all went in this section)
Will Smith (ugh)
Vin Diesel (what is he?)
Samuel L. Jackson (SHAFT!)
Keanu Reeves ( i protested this but noone listens to me. “WHOA!”)
Colin Firth (strangely despite his age all the girls agreed with this simply because of seeing him in “Pride and Prejudice” the day before…weird)
Viggo Mortensen (he’s ok)
Colin Farrell (mmm mmm good)
mathew mcchaugnehy (can’t spell his name…not the brightest crayon in the box there)
taye diggs (ok)
old school manly men:
gregory peck
jimmy stewart
paul newman
humprhey bogart
pacino
deniro
sydney portier
AWWWW sensitive guy handsomenss ( MY CATEGORY!!!):
Tobey Maguire (when the word “sensitive” was mentioned we all yelled out “TOBEY!! SEABISCUIT!!”…hehe)
Jake Gyllenhaal (of course)
Joaquin Pheonix (yuppy)
Luke Wilson (mmhmmm)
Casey Affleck (had nooo idea who this was but i hate him simply for the fact that he is ben’s little brother)
Crispin Glover (Oui monsieur)
Cillian Murphy (umm yeah)
Jude Law (yup)
Ewan Mcgregor (ok)
Jared Leto (another one who i didn’t know)
Devon Sawa (awwwww)
Elijah Wood (i just have this weird feeling that he’s gay…)
Adrien Brody
Adam Brody (awww)
Ben Foster (ok)
Dave Navarro (ummm SEXY!!)
Milo Ventimiglia (ok)
hayden christensen (blah)
billy crudup (ok)
James Franco (ummm ok)
Man Pretty Girly handsomness (EWWW)
ASHTON KUTCHER!!! (they had to agree…HAD TO)
Brad Pitt
Josh Hartnett
Justin Timberfuck
Ben Affleck (i don’t think he’s man pretty but none of us like him so he eneded up here)
Orland Bloom (once again blech…)
leonardo dicaprio (like ben none of us like him so he just ended up here)
Joseph Fiennes (i like the younger fiennes!!! don’t agree with this)
edward furlong (ewwww)
jimmy fallon (just think he’s strange lookin)
do you all agee?