Manual sexual arousal while asleep?

It’s always enjoyable to watch your money grow.

In these hard economic times I like to refer to it as “stretching the budget”.

Better make sure you grease some palms first.

No wonder I keep waking up covered in Post-Its with messages like “check engine.”

I think NPR’s Click and Clack, aka the Tappete Brothers, did an episode on this.

“The Ball Joint” episode.

I thought it was the “Broken Johnson Rod” episode but I could be mistaken.

Probably.

From what my ex told me after we had gone our separate ways, I was more, um, potent, when asleep.

First time we slept together (as in shared a bed) I was too nervous to think about anything more than a cuddle. After I fell asleep, I apparently grabbed her hand and planted it on my groin, to show her for some reason that I was quite erect.

And then some time on in our relationship, I was informed that one night I had made love to her while asleep. And apparently, I made love to her face :dubious:

My wife and I sleep together in the same bed and I wake up pretty much instantly if she touches me, even if it’s just to cuddle or spoon. Her touching my junk, even very very gently, opens my eyes in a hurry, yessiryoubetcha.

JohnClay hasn’t returned to this thread HEY!! What’s goin on!?!?

To this, and other posts about middle of the night head stands:

A common simple test of whether impotence is strongly psychological in nature or not, is to put a bunch of stamps in a roll around your schlong in repose when you go to bed at night. If it is broken when you wake, you have had your hard-ons at night, and everything works physically at that end.

I’ve never done it, and come to think of it breaking through the perforations seems to require quite a lot of force.

He’s impotent. Remember?

I think you’re doing it wrong.

Is it possible to get an update on this? 'Cause I’d really like an update on this.

I forgot to mention this is the title of one of Rodin’s lesser-known works.