I am curious as to how people feel about getting woken up by a partner, one night stand, babysitter, etc, for the explicit purposes of getting your freak on.
I personally don’t find it hot at all, or even workable, really. When I’m asleep, I want to stay ASLEEP. I don’t care if I haven’t been laid in a month.
My fiancee tries it sometimes (generally after she’s had a couple glasses of wine and I went to bed early). Her success rate is so close to 0% I told her this morning not to do it again. I’d just rather have the sleep. Although this makes me sound like an old fob, I’m not even thirty.
I love sleep. I’m not great in the morning. If the SO wanted to wake me up in the middle of the night to have sex, I’d probably tell him we should both just try really hard to have wet dreams and that’d be that. But I doubt he would. He loves sleep, too, and has a harder time at it than I do. Also we both know we can have sex with one another at any other point in time, local nudity laws aside, so why not choose one of the other 16-18 hours in a day?
My husband tried several times before we were married. Trouble is that I sleep soundly and only wake up enough to realize that someone is in my bedroom. So I brained him with a lamp once, ran away to the far side of the bed and escaped from under it another time in a full blind panic, and whacked him with the clock radio upside his head another time. All of these things rather spoil the mood. Now he knows better.
One of those things that is better in theory than practice, mostly because of hydraulics. Whenever I wake up, I need to pee, which I suppose it would be fine in those relationships where both partners are really into “water sports” - which doesn’t describe either my wife or myself.
Former NBC News Overnight anchor Linda Ellerbee mentioned in her book And So It Goes: Adventures in Television that, because of their wildly different schedules, she and her boyfriend had an agreement that only one of them had to be awake at a time for sex to occur.
The problem is that old saw about putting a person’s hand into warm water to induce them to wet the bed, and what would happen if you put something even more sensitive in a warm wet place while asleep. It’s never happened in the few times I’ve been woken up in this way, but I fear it happening - and fear never getting another blowjob as long as long as I live as a consequence.
Only with the lights off and some mouthwash handy. I look scary ugly after being woke up… bags under my eyes, pillow hair, and horrible breath.
If she insists? Sure because I wouldn’t want to do me then so she must really, really be horny.
When Mrs El Nene and I were dating we’d wake each other up for sex fairly regularly. The morning after the first time, we didn’t say much to each other while we were getting ready for work. We sat on the bus glancing uncomfortably at each other until finally I asked: Did we have sex in the middle of the night? We’d fallen asleep right after and neither one of us had full a full recollection of what happened. We hadn’t even been drinking.
Hell, I’ve got some sort of weird autopilot thing going on.
Apparently when I’m dead asleep, I’ll initiate a session then I wont actually wake up until I’m about 30 seconds from climax. It’s at that point I say to myself “Hey wow! I’m having sex and I’m about to blow my wad!”
I wish I could convey to you how surreal the whole experience is.
Lucky for me I seem to attract the kind of woman who doesn’t mind that sort of thing.