Many female superhero's basically wear stripper outfits. Who are the most scantily clad male heroes?

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The original Nite Owl was even worse, as a grown man working that same bare-legged underpants-and-t-shirt look without the cape.

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Mike Grell’s costumes for Legion of Super-Heroes members Cosmic Boy & Tyroc.

Worst. Costumes. Ever.

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Obsidian from Infinity Inc.

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Still better than Vartox.

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Does the Vision count? He has been known to wander around completely naked (much to the annoyance of USAgent), but he doesn’t appear to have anything to hide.
Makes you wonder how he managed to father two children with the scarlet witch, even if they did turn out to be fictional. You’d think she’d notice a thing like that.

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The Vision is programmed in multiple techiques. A broad variety of pleasuring.

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One must assume that the Vision (is it just ‘Vision’ or is it ‘the Vision’ or perhaps even ‘The Vision’?) has some sort of retractable gear that allows him to walk around without … um… dangling.

Honestly, this is one of the things that I expect will be a normal modification in a few decades.
If I am still alive, I will certainly sign up for it.
After all, it is the only reason why I wear briefs instead of boxers.

TMI?

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I think he usually danced between the Cop and the Indian.

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That’s only that white version of the Vision. The original red skinned one had full male parts.

The lack of Vision dong is really what drove the Scarlet Witch crazy.

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Shang Chi (the MASTER of KUNG-FU) and Iron Fist both had shirts with absolute cleavage for the entirty of the 70’s and 80’s, at least. Chi’s shirt rarely lasted more than a panel or two.

Zaran 'the Weapon’s Master’ combines the dignity of a poorly-aging 70’s old-guard leather dude, the elegance of a long, flowing topnot, with the gravitas one can only gain from a gigantic belt buckle with a scribble on it. Also he seems to be wearing Han Solo’s pants and boots, complete with the Corellian Bloodstripe. To which I expect he is not entitled. But it does look stripperific, for certain values of stripper.

Sebastian Shaw’s ‘costume’ consisted of taking of his shirt and shoes, if I recall correctly. Not bad if you’re into sideburns and guys who can take a beating.

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The Absorbing Man didn’t wear a shirt either, but I suspect everyone in his vicinity kind of wishes he would.

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Realy, no one mentioned Ka-Zar from Marvel, nor Kamandi ( The last boy on Earth) or Anthro (the First Boy). All of them simply wear loincloths

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Hellboy is another shirtless wonder.

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So you’re the one who read those! Good to know. :wink:

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B’wana Beast doesn’t simply wear a loincloth; he adds an animal-print mask and boots while remaining bare-legged and bare-chested.

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Funny how the mask makes him more naked, not less.

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Kamandiwas wearing Daisy Dukes.

I bought the other copy they sold.

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Sasquatch goes around naked. His bits are covered by a conveniently shaggier patch of fur I can only describe as a super-merkin.

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Growing a super-merkin is quite an interesting power.

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Wouldn’t that be a canjun, not a merkin?

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Well, back when the comics code was stricter, he wore tighty whities… er tighty silveries? Anyway, he used to have lines indicating trunks or underpants or something. These were dropped around the time his 2nd ongoing series started.

Also, technically, even without those he’s still not naked, the silver thing isn’t his skin, or at least at one point it wasn’t maybe they retconned or something, it’s like a coating over his skin.
Anyway, the Thing’s default outfit over the years has been a pair of trunks, and on occasion the Hulk has ditched the ripped purple pants for purple trunks.