Marathopn bragging

This thread is intended only to brag. There are no implied benefits for anyone other than myself.

I ran a marathon. I trained for eight months with one purpose, to run a marathon.

Prior to being convinced by a friend that I should try this I had never considered running a marathon. I had run a 10K and an 8K race previously. I had run for the physical fitness test in the Army and basically I enjoyed running. I just thought that any distance over 6 miles was for gifted and elite persons. So I registered to run in the Twin Cities Marathon.

I got a training book and started putting in the miles. It was interesting; at a certain point I was running more in a day than I had in previous weeks. It was no big deal to run 6, 7, or 8 miles before going to work in the morning, even before breakfast. The long runs on the weekends were real eye-openers, a person really finds out what the human body can do. It is amazing how the body can cope with more and more miles each week. It is also amazing how the body reacts to heat and humidity; it makes me slow down and sweat a lot, not just a little, a lot. Gatorade was not optional; I bought an enormous can of Gatorade powder and started drinking the stuff all the time. I would stash bottles of the stuff in the bushes so that I had what I wanted when I got there.

At first there were no medical problems. Oh sure I was a bit sore at times. There were days when I had big blisters. I started wearing old-lady-ankle-high nylons under my regular socks to cut the chafing. I would routinely swab and lance my blisters to drain the fluid. My nipples got sore from the constant slapping of my sweaty t-shirt against my chest; I put small bits of medical tape on them to stop this. Basically I was healthy as ever, losing weight and feeling bulletproof.

Then, there were the 18 mile training runs. My knees really hurt, the speed of the runs greatly decreased. I went to the sports medicine specialist, take ibuprofen in these large amounts, consider modifying your training, ride a bicycle, walk some during your runs. Some change, still in pain, but not as much. I went to my family doctor, he didn’t know, I got Celebrex and a referral to an orthopedic surgeon. Not much change, still some pain.

At this point I did an easy five mile run one morning before breakfast. I ran to the local college (one mile) and had decided to run three miles around the track then return home. Good route, nice soft surface at the track. It was going great. At about the two mile mark in the run a bunch of guys in sweat-suits start showing up at the track. They are my age (40’s), not too trim but somewhat athletic. They stay out of my way, I’m happy. At some point they all line up, someone yells go and they start running. Two guys pass me, the rest are at my mercy. After two or three laps I blast past one guy, he is bent over, holding his legs and looking like he’s going to barf. I pass another guy, he’s breathing hard, cardiac arrest must be around the corner. Another, another, I am cruising along, not too fast, but passing these guys, I am king of the world!

I pull up with a guy doing a respectable job, not too fast but not near death. “What is this? A fitness test?”

His response, “yes.”

“Army, Navy, National Guard?”

“Police department.”

Someone starts to yell out times. “Ten minutes.” “Ten fifteen.” “Ten twenty.” They had gone one or one and a half miles! I passed most of them! I am wonderful!

The orthopedic doctor had a colleague following him that day, I got a great examination. Two doctors prodding my knees, bending my legs, investigating my range of motion. The observing doctor at one point was poking my knees in a rather delicate and inept manner. The Ortho Dr. stopped him and said, “This guy’s a runner, he’s tough, you have squeeze harder and continually ask him if it hurts.” Victory was mine, a neutral third party called me a runner, and a tough guy at the same time; a compliment and good medical treatment for a $20 dollar co-pay. The doctor diagnosed a torn or otherwise damaged something-or-other in my knee. Prescription, a shot of cortisone. I took the shot in as manly a manner as I could muster, not very.

The injection was wonderful. I followed his directions and went for a run. I was once again bulletproof. I cruised through four easy, wonderful, fluid miles. I mused upon ways to get a wonderful injection every day I went running. I understood why people became junkies, it felt great.

Two days later I ran eight miles and the knee hurt again.

I called the ortho doctor back. Diagnosis, maybe you have stress fractures in the bones near my knees, go get a bone scan. Diagnosis, no stress fractures. Go run.

I am carbo loading, grits for breakfast, pasta, potatoes, and rice at lunch and dinner. Water all the time, Gatorade as often. I am getting up to pee every night. I am wired, ready to go. The day before, I become really nervous. I am terrified. “What’s the worst that could happen?” Mrs. Labor asks. “I could die.” I sleep poorly the night before.

The morning of the marathon I eat some simple food, get my hot water bottle warmed up. Shower, shave, dress for the event. My wife drops me off. Suddenly I am among thousands of slim fit people. We are stretching, drinking water, putting on knee braces, trying to look cool, but nervous as a whore in church. We move to the starting line. I sing the national anthem.

The gun goes off. A few minutes later I am at the starting line. I am running through downtown Minneapolis. Policemen have blocked every intersection so that I can run through their city. Busses wait for me, cars are stopped for me. I am running. At about .75 mile there is a pipe and drum band, playing for me. A bit later may knees begin to hurt, a lot. At 1.75 miles a man is standing on the street corning blasting random notes on a sousaphone, he is awesome. At 2 miles there is a park lined with trees, male runners are shoulder-to-shoulder relieving themselves on the trees, only females and I are running. At 2.5 miles volunteers have PowerAde and water for me. They serve me. I throw my cups on the ground, I am a runner, someone else will pick it up.

At mile 3 a lady is yelling, “You’re almost there!” I see my wife at mile 4, she loves me. More water at mile 5. A man in a coyote suit is blasting Handel’s Halleluiah Chorus on a stereo at mile 6. Mile 7, more water served to me. People are cheering for me all along the way. Policemen are blocking traffic. Men are standing at the side of the road with pots of Vaseline for my use.

I stop at mile 9 for a bathroom break. Someone has set up porta-potties just for me. I can choose from several at this site. Another runner is also waiting. “Hi,” I say. “Hi,” he responds. “I think we’re still in this, we’re competitive, don’t you think?” He laughs. Several female runners also waiting for my porta-pottie look at me like I’m nuts.

Miles 11, 13, 15, 17, 19 fly by. I run from water station to water station, I walk only at the water stations. Volunteers are handing me water, orange slices, bananas and chocolate. I forgo the offers Champaign and beer, what was I thinking?

At mile 15 a fat man, he must have weighed 350, is standing on the curb yelling “ENERGY!” I want to grab him and make him run with me. A marathon or just some exercise would do him good. Mile 20 has the coyote man and the Halleluiah Chorus again, this guy is a dedicated spectator.

The hill. At about mile 20.5 it starts. The map says it only goes up 180 feet. It lasts until mile 23. It looks steep, other runners are walking. I stop and stretch. I look at that hill and decide that anyone that has grown up in Wyoming knows that 180 feet is not a hill. I start running, I keep running. I am a marathoner, I am long, lean and light on my feet. I run in all weather, I can run forever, never give up, never surrender.

More drinks at 21 and 23. I am near the end. People are shouting, “You’re almost there! One 3 (2.5, 2 etc.) more miles. Keep going!” I know they are right, I run 3 miles without stretching, it’s no big deal. One mile is down the hill from my house, past the K-mart and to the place where Minnesota Avenue crosses the river, no big deal. My body says, “If it is past the end of your shoes it is too far.” I assessed the situation, running hurts, walking hurts more, moving from walking to running and visa-versa hurts the most. The choice is obvious; keep running.

A few minutes later I see the spires of the cathedral in St. Paul. I go around the corner, and there it is, the state capital and the finish line. I keep going the crowd is cheering me on, I am a marathoner. 4 hours, 26 minutes and 57 seconds. I am done. A nice lady puts a shiny blanket on me (“Are you OK?” I make a conscious effort to walk in straight lines.), another gives me a medal, more water (UGH!), pictures (SMILE!), a t-shirt, I get food, more food and chicken broth, (yum salty!). A cute girl gives me my bag of sweats. I find my wife and daughter, even though I am very sweaty, very stinky, ugly, covered it bits of dry salt and walking oddly; they smile and love me.

Marathons are wonderful.

Well written, and well done! Congratulations. It sounds as though it was a great experience.

You forgot to mention the people behind the finish line, handing out flyers for upcoming marathons – the last thing you want to hear at that moment.

Best thing about Disney marathon: (almost) no hills! Just a few overpasses!

Worst thing about Disney: If you’re in the 4:30 bracket, it takes at least 5 minutes to get to the starting line after the pistol :frowning:

Good going on the marathon! Wish me luck on beating my latest 4:25 time in January.

Sengle, thanks. A great experience, that finish line looks good after a few hours.

Good luck Lodovic! You can do it!

In case you care here is a picture of me finishing.

Finally, I read that Bill Rogers (boston marathon winner 3x’s) was asked what he thought of the people at the back of the pack. His responce was something like “I can’t imagince what it’s like to run for four or more hours.”

Woo! Check out those legs!!

Looks like we’re all about the same finishing time. My PR is 4:22, but my most recent time was 4:27. In January I’ll be running the Rock & Roll marathon in Phoenix. Don’t really know what to expect on that one, but hopefully I can keep up a 10 minute pace.

Congratulations! I’ve done three, but had to stop because of back problems.

You can prevent the chafed nips and lessen the likelyhood of foot blisters by rubbing a little vaseline there before you run. It also helps to put a little where your jock/underwear/shorts liner touch your leg so you don’t get rubbed there too.

So, have you signed up for next year yet?

Mrs. Labor said that further marathons would result in “rustling of divorce papers.” Since she means a lot to me I have not signed up - yet. I’d really like to get her to run one, she’s tough as nails, and really fit. She’d just have to start increasing the mileage.

Emotionally I would love to run another marathon. Physically I am hesitant. Right now my plan is to run some 10K and half marathons.

Scout1222, WOW. The ortho doctor says I’m a runner and tough. You compliment my legs, I’m all pumped up here!


Yeah, the one thing about training for a marathon is that it really BECOMES your life.

That’s why I’ve been dating other runners! [though the nightlife before a long run is sadly lacking…]

Ok, I’m at the doctor’s office. He puts the stethescope on my chest and listens, puzzled. Then he says, “Oh, that’s right. You’re a runner, aren’t you?” I’d just biked there from about 7 miles away at high speed because I was late. My heart rate was normal, and my blood pressure was a little low.

I’m 46 and weigh less than I did in high school.

I love running. The only problem with running I know of is that if you stop, you get <B>REALLY FAT</B> really fast.

I’ve done the Marine Corpse Marathon in Washington, DC three times. When you finish, (in front of the Iwo Jima War Memorial), a marine puts a finisher’s medal around your neck. Talk about a wonderful feeling.

Good job! I just did nearly the same thing with the Chicago Marathon. Had a couple of friends who ran it the last two years, and I finally got talked into it. I always thought they were crazy, but I ran a 4:22 and now I want to run Las Vegas in January. :slight_smile: Go figure, I never liked running but this week I’d been itching for my legs to stop hurting enough to go for a jog.