Ok, Huerta88, there’s 3 pitchers and a large vase in the kitchen and the juices are in the fridge. You’ll find 2 liter of Patron in the freezer, make it happen. Everyone else grab a bean bag chair. Machete starts in 5 minutes.
Triple Sec and Cointreau? are you mad? Loose one or the other and triple the lime. I kid of course, In this more than anything YMMV (measures rather than mileage)
I’m a shaker myself, My Margarita has to be a mucky cloudy olive colour rather than a retina-searing luminous green. If the top of my stainless-steel shaker hasn’t clamped shut with the cold, then it ain’t shaked enough.
Machete’s a good choice. I was gonna recommend one of Conan movies (the originals, not that new crap) but anything named after an edged weapon and starring an actor who’s a real-life badass is also good.