Mariah Carey and Queen Mum Hospitalized!

“Extreme exhaustion”. Isn’t that Hollywood slang for “Really, really drunk”?

I hope it isn’t. I would love to get put in the hospital for extreme exhaustion. What a great excuse! “Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today. I’m exhausted. No, I mean, like extremely exhausted. I’m gonna go to the hospital for a few weeks, just to catch up.”

stands in stunned awe

Coldfire, you are truly amazing.

As God is my witness, I never thought anyone could work out a way to put Mariah and Lemmy in the same sentence.

I salute you. Your abilities so far surpass my own that I don’t think I’ll speak for the rest of the night.

And I would LOVE to hear Mariah take on ‘Ace of Spades’.

No…really. I would!

The reason she’s in hospital in the first place is exhaustion from all the trips to the off license / liquor store for Margaret’s Gin rations.

Err no, Manny. Not during the air raids – remind me not to attend any DopeFests with you within range of the Luftwaffe.
Anyhooy, I hear on the news that the old girl’s going home today so the madia can pack up those 300 satellite dish’s spread all down the Mall, again - for about the 20th time.

Hey, I thought “Extreme exhaustion” was code for coke, not drinkies ?

is it just me, or does Mariah make herself look like a two-dollar Tijuana whore in the ‘loverboy’ video?

Plus, I thin she might be kind of deluded. She looks like a white girl. It’s good to have pride in your heritage, but as far as I’m concerned, she’s white. I’ve got some Italian in my blood, but I don’t call myself a paizan. She just seems to ignore her Anglo blood a teensy bit.

I have not followed Mariah’s career. I haven’t seen any videos either. Could someone explain why “Loverboy” brings on such extreme vituperation?

I read on the news:

Looks like she’s really flipped her lid.

No, Jomo, you must have read an altered version. The article I saw said:

“Last month, the Queen Mum made a surreal impromptu appearance on BBC’s coverage of the Kew Gardens Flower Show, dressed in little more than a lavender T-shirt and pushing an ice cream cart filled with popsicles for the audience. She later took off the T-shirt, saying it was a gift for P.M. Tony Blair, revealing a tight tank top and skimpy shorts.”

I think that mental image just made me go blind. I’m typing by feel. Submitting’s gonna be a bitch…

I heard on the radio today that she got into a full-on hair-pulling catfight with Mira Sorvino. Pretty frisky for a centenarian!

I meant to say centegenarian, didn’t I?

(sigh) another thread dies tragically at the hands of Manduck :frowning:

Let’s revive this ten year old thread! Well Mariah is doing great with her twins! And she was far from over. Haterz! You 2001 people were so mean! OMG!

And the Queen Mum is now officially a zombie.

Puts a whole different view on Royal affairs, doesn’t it?

Let’s not, okay?

Welcome to the SDMB, PAGG, however it’s not usually a good idea to revive a 10 year thread just to dump on some other people (most of whom aren’t even around anymore to read it).

Please try to refrain from doing this too often.

If anyone would like to continue discussing Mariah or the Queen, feel free to make a new topic.