OK, I think we have covered every other conspiracy death theory, from Kennedy to Elvis to the Czar.
My take on Marilyn: she accidentally took too many pills (it had happened before) and “popped her clogs.”
The mystery came because there were probably embarrassing calls on her phone (White House?) and they were confiscated. The autopsy also seems to have been, if not botched, very ineptly done.
I am leaving the office now, so I can’t pitch in till Weds., darnit! So what are your theories? On Marilyn, not on me leaving the office . . .