Marilyn Monroe or Bettie Page: who puts more va-va in your voom?

I was responding to the either/or question, then struck out on my own.

Ahh. Forgot to look at my scorecard, again. I can’t tell the players without my scorecard. :smack:

Neither for me, thanks.

If forced to pick based purely on looks, I’d go with Marilyn, but only because she reminds me of Jayne Mansfield (rather than the other way around, oddly enough).

For some reason I tend to stubbornly resist when women put on such an obvious performance to try to attract me with sex; it makes me feel manipulated, like I’m so primitive they needn’t try to engage me with intellect or personality instead. Give me someone like Katherine Hepburn any day. Beautiful, direct, funny, whip-smart, and doesn’t have to put on such a sex-kitten act to get my attention. Rowr.

Oh, definitely Bettie. She’s got that sort of wholesome wickedness thing. You could have dinner with her and your folks and be totally relaxed because they’d love her (such a nice girl) then go out alone and get totally nasty. In the best way, of course.

Marilyn is okay but give me the sweet brunette honey any day.

…Well, I would go with Betty… but I’d be thinking of Wilma.