You know Arden, Mrs. Mercotan is regretting more and more the fact that she missed the opportunity to meet you at Eskimo Moe’s that summer! 
i sorta like the egg (with cordless remote) for a particular reason. we were using it when i discovered i could squirt. in the car in the parking lot, i was bearing down a bit to push the egg down and then i, and the seat, and the floor in front of me, were all wet!
this is something that is highly enjoyable now, but scared the &%$# out of me at the time!
i definately want to try a swing! but my fav. is still out in public wearing something under my clothes, and hubby likes the car ride home 
being tied with stockings is great, they are stretchy and soft but don’t come loose.
did i hear anal plug? mmm, totally filled!
Arden, if you and yours ever get up to TX let me know - we’ll let the kids play in the sandbox while I ask where you DID buy those shoes!!
Somebody needs to send me the link where they’ve found this item (and can vouch for it’s effectiveness)! I do believe I’m sold…
Heh. The conversation certainly would have been different!