Or…um…just ignore this, since either you edited your note to me really, really quickly or I’m a tard who didn’t read your note completely.*
Carry on.
*I vote “The second option!” 
Linky?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11989932&postcount=181
I would swear that the second half of the note to Dio wasn’t there, but then, it’s possible that many of my brain-cells have been killed by years of reading conspiracy theory web-sites.
Mods–you can either close this if you want, or leave it open so people can point-and-laugh. 
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Mods–you can either close this if you want, or leave it open so people can point-and-laugh.
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Closed at request of OP.
(Of course, you realize people will still point and laugh, just that you won’t be able to see it. :D)