Mars does not endorse deep frying its chocolate bars

[amanset]

@tdn

It’s a Twix! They’re all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you’ve robbed it! You’ve all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix!

I believe you mean Raider.

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[amanset]

@Baker

They make freakin’ candy bars and say they promote an “active and healthy lifestyle”? Give me a break here.

“A Mars a day helps you work rest and play”.

Mars Bar commercial

I love how they mention “sugar” and “glucose” separately.

[Hogfather65]

@Baker

They make freakin’ candy bars and say they promote an “active and healthy lifestyle”? Give me a break here.

Remember A Mars a day helps you Work, Rest & Play…

[Aspidistra]

A Mars a Day
Helps you
Get
Tooth
De-Caaaaay!

[drewtwo99]

…the US Milky Way bar which Mars, Inc. produced (not to be confused with the European version of Milky Way, which is similar to the US 3 Musketeers)…

Now it’s clear!

A Mars bar isn’t a Mars bar.
A Milky Way isn’t a Milky Way.

Now please lord don’t tell me that Europe or some other region has a candy bar called 3 Musketeers that is different than the US version <_<

[PunditLisa]

Frying candy bars? Seriously?

Everyone KNOWS that the best way to eat them is to FREEZE them.

Yes, yes, I lost a tooth to a frozen M&M, but it’s the way the gods (Mars??) meant them to be eaten!

[drewtwo99]

@tdn

It’s a Twix! They’re all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you’ve robbed it! You’ve all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix!

One of my favorite moments.

[Alka_Seltzer]

I don’t endorse deep-frying Maritans either. What have they ever done to us?

[TriPolar]

@PunditLisa

Frying candy bars? Seriously?

Everyone KNOWS that the best way to eat them is to FREEZE them.

Yes, yes, I lost a tooth to a frozen M&M, but it’s the way the gods (Mars??) meant them to be eaten!

You have to freeze them before you fry them. So you’ve got half the recipe down.

[heathen_earthling]

Deep-fried Mars bars aren’t just a Scottish thing, I’ve seen them in Canada too.

[amanset]

@heathen_earthling

Deep-fried Mars bars aren’t just a Scottish thing, I’ve seen them in Canada too.

I’ve seen them in Sweden too. They got the idea from Scotland.

[Vita_Beata]

This is all a big promotion for Mars Candy Company’s latest launch: Haggis Stuffed with Mars Bars.
d/r

[Dr.Woo]

@Finagle

“Mars does not endorse deep frying its chocolate bars”

So the Curiosity Rover is starting to return scientific findings?

I know. The Rover just barely landed and the Martians are already issuing press releases? Man, civilization moves fast.

[matt_mcl]

@amanset

I’ve seen them in Sweden too. They got the idea from Scotland.

Yup. I’m sure people in Canada make them, but I’m also sure they got the idea from, and would fairly readily reference, Scotland.

[Cat_Whisperer]

And then there’s Smarties in Canada and Smarties in the U.S…

(I’d eat a deep-fried chocolate bar - not often, but I’d try one.)

[Derleth]

@Cat_Whisperer

And then there’s Smarties in Canada and Smarties in the U.S…

And, of course, the vexing question “What’s the difference between a biscuit?”

[user_hostile]

In the annals of the Tennessee tax code (at least in 2004), you paid sales tax on a Milky Way, but not a Kit-Kat. Something about wheat…

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Derleth

And, of course, the vexing question “What’s the difference between a biscuit?”

Oh, God.

[Derleth]

@Cat_Whisperer

Oh, God.

Your God can’t help you here. We have iron cookware!

[Lust4Life]

@sciurophobic

The U.S. Mars Bar is now called Snickers Almond.

A Snickers bar now is what we used to call a Marathon bar some time ago .

(But its made with peanuts I think )