OOOoooOOO Astroboy brings this whole subject into a discussion that might leave some of you in left field. If Roger has an asteric should Barry and Mark and Sammy also need to have multiple asterics next to them.
I don’t understand why people don’t like the Rally Monkey, isn’t he cute and cudley and children like him. And he definitely isn’t Martha Stewart although if you look at Martha in the correct lighting at a certain angle there is a resemblance.
Couple of days ago, I bought some little thing in a mini-rip. I handed the clerk the $1.87 for the purchase price. She looked at my money and got all huffy, because one of the cents that I handed her was Canadian. She wouldn’t take it. She made me break another dollar.
and Rue, while you were pleasuring Martha, did she moan about it being a “good thing”?
and when you were in her lair, was it lit with blue flashing lights while an overhead PA announced “attention KMART shoppers”?
What’s that Daddy?
Don’t look son, you’re too young to see something like that.
No I’m not Daddy! I wanna see!
Well, I guess maybe you’re old enough after all, what are you now? 27?
Yes, Daddy. I’m a big boy now. So what is it Daddy?
It’s… sigh… it’s Martha Stewart driving a Yugo, throwing Canadian nickles at the people on the sidewalks as she passes, and calling them whores.
EWWWwwwww! Hold my hand Daddy, I’m scared.
Rue I have told the child that you were banned for being wicked. I shall just have to keep the TEPs to myself.
I once dreamed I was the Shar of Iran. I ordered my men into battle and they lost. So I had all their legs amputated and made into stew which I forced them to eat.
I find leg stew less disturbing then you twiddling with Martha’s down there bits.
The Shar of Iran?
Shawley you must be joking…
I spent 12.5 hours driving south on I-95, dragging a motorcycle-laden trailer thinking about this thread and planning to ask that very question. And here I find I’m about 90 minutes too late.
Life can be so cruel… <sigh>
Is that a Good Thing?
Earlier today I found this thread right next to “Dreams that disturbed you…but not for the reason people would guess”. Now I find it sidled up to “The Dream Thread.”. Weird.
What is it with you people and Martha Stewart? You know, she’s just a woman. I’m sure she never meant any harm. Just makin’ her way, the only way she knows how. That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow. Errr… maybe. That’s really up to the jury now, isn’t it?
But can you imagine? Martha gets convicted but then released on parole and drives all over the county in a souped up Dodge Charger, redecorating various homes and barns and stuff just one step ahead of the sheriff. I think that could be some Good TV. Especially if she gets a bow and arrow set with dynamite. Dynamite is the key to family entertainment.
What I remember most about the Stewart Lair is the wainscoting. There was some real nice wainscoting. Knotty pine I think.
-Rue. (yeeeee-haaaaa!)
This has “bumper sticker” or “sig line” written all over it. 
I should get pity points for this admission:
The idea of a bendy Martha (“Call me Marti, all my friends do!”) Stewart, exclamation pointed and nekkid, in a room with tasteful wainscoting?
Oddly arousing.
Truly.
This is so very much not a good thing.
I wonder if KMart sells a special Martha Stewart brain-cleansing kit, complete with mental bleach and a handy brush meant to scrub the bad thoughts out of the medulla oblongata? Perhaps something with a soothing chamomile and comfrey scent?
You souldn’t be embarrassed for your “arousal” Tea. (Hey, did you invent James Lipton?) I mean you might not want to tell anyone. Anyone else, that is. But it’s not like this is some sort of church that runs on guilt. Unless I can profit from it, then it is and you’ll have to do some sort of Penance. (We’ll discuss that privately.)
But Mental Floss is in aisle 7.
I was gonna post Moday but after reading about the Martha dream I’ve been…busy.
Anyone know a good cure for blisters?
It was the four hour pause in postings that got me nervous, Rue. As a devoted fan of the MMP, I surely know that it is far too powerful a force to be vulnerable to premature death.
Heck, Rue’ll keep the thread alive even if he has to talk to himself for three days straight. That’s dedication.
Y’know, welby, blistering is such a problem in these case that I’m surprised Martha hasn’t diversified into adult products. I think some Oak Impressions Sage and Hazel Lube might be right up your alley.
Maybe you shouldn’t have used Martha’s signature Loofah Love-Glove, Welby
No worries earthpuppy, one of the reasons I post to Rue’s threads is that they’re strong enough to withstand the attention of a world-renowned thread assasin such as myself.
To paraphrase a young woman of my acquaintance some time ago; “I’m too much poster for most threads.”
I should have known there was some illicit connection between Welby and Martha when I saw Welby wearing that tablecloth. It thought it was from the ‘Martha Collection’ at K-Mart, $9.99 with matching hood, er, pillow case.
If I expect the unexpected, doesn’t that make the unexpected the expected?
You all were expecting something like this, weren’t you?
You know what is truely unexpected? The Swedish Bikini Team bringing me pancakes for breakfast right in my bed while they do their “stretching” exercises. Didn’t expect that to happen.
And oddly, it didn’t.
Having the dog (not my dog, her dog) puke on the new carpet was unexpected also.
Not so oddly, that did happen.
-Rue. (with a sponge)
I bet Bumbazine was thinking he killed this thread until Kallessa came along.
Hmmm. With a sponge…
Be right back!