What episodes, crafts, projects would you like to see?
Tailoring an orange jumper without using sissors or needles.
Tired of cafeteria food? Spruce up your meal with the non contraband jail cell items.
How to weave your hair into a a gorrot.
How to make a functional - and decorative! - shiv out of common items found around the cell.
Turning discarded laundry into a simple and tasteful shiv cosy.
How to make a really big sex toy with a towel and a bar of soap. :eek:
Yummy variations on pruno recipies-just in time for the holidays.
Just how much can you hide? Making the most of body cavities.
Making friends with the other girls-lovin’ after the lights go out.
What kind of dressing should you put on your salad?
How to use your toilet for a quick and easy washing machine when you only get one change of clothes a week.
hehe 
“Bedknobs & Broomsticks - My welcome to Alderson”
Nice!
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heh…heh Now that’s a good thing!
Here is something you might not hear on the news. My cousin served time at Alderson (she had a drug problem) and she said lesbianism was rampant. She has been in a few prisons, and she said Alderson was the worst.
Mebbe Martha will leave with a new definition of Insider Trading. :eek: