Step right up folks, you heard right!
Craaaaaazy MarxBoy is giving away exclusive use of the one of a kind email address ScruffyThePussy@backstreet-boys.com
You could be the proud owner and controller of this amazingly special address. The rules are simple: just post here and make MarxBoy happy. Post a reason why you think you deserve it, or a story, or you could try to bribe me.
All bets are off as to who will end up with the prized email address! Even more interesting is the question of what they will do with it once they have it.
I intended to sell this on ebay, but I decided I would rathere give it away for free! I’m craaazy! For the best deals on the SDMB, come on down to MarxBoy’s giveaway thread!
MarxBoy
You should sell it on eBay.
Ouch, man.
Although, judging by the lack of responses, I may not do well with either one.
I honestly thought that people would be in to this one, I mean surely some doper has a fun use for such an address?
::sigh::
Oh well.
You should give it to me, since I’m the only person that replied 
Well, you’re probably right there Gunslinger, but I figure I’ll give the thread a little longer. You never know.
At least it would make a good sig line
“Winner of the MarxBoy contest and proud owner of ScruffyThePussy@backstreet-boys.com”
Alas, nobody wants my badass email ID. Sad, sad, sad.
MarxBoy
OK, you win it.
I’ll email you the password. Hope you have fun with it.
::kicks the thread and walks away unhappily::
I’ve got two I don’t use…
dogshit@frogshit.com
and
b@dassmofo.zzn.com
Any ideas?
But NOBODY’S getting fre@k.st 
Hehe, thanks for humoring me on your sig anyway.
I do say, this thread has attracted lurkers like freaking ants. All over the place… watching us post from the shadows… ewwww… LURKERS
::shudder::
MarxBoy