Mary Carey for Gov of Calipornia!

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MariahCarey lookalike porn actress Mary Carey was interviewed by Keith Oberman on MSNBC’s Countdown this Wed night (8/14)
about her run for California Gov. She was surprisingly articulate.
Her platform- funny stuff about eliminating the state deficit by taxing breast implants & exchanging guns for porn, and an amusing but oddly compelling argument for removing registered voters from jury duty list & instead putting on those who file for unemployment (“they don’t have jobs that they’ll have to take off from”). But her best point- that this race shows that anyone can get involved in the system, no matter what class or profession or social standing they have. Rock on, Mary!

I’d rather see more interviews with her than with Larry Flint or Gallagher or Arianna or Arnold.

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I agree, if I was in Calipornia, she’d get my vote!

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Georgy is kinda cute, too

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She had also stated that to reduce the deficit, she would have every room in the governor’s mansion on webcam and charge everyone a monthly fee to watch…hopefully attracting people out of state and international viewers as well to bring the dollars from abroad.

Also, make gay marriages legal and promote tourism for gay honeymooners…Malibu, Santa Barbara, Palm Springs, etc. and bring in more money from out of staters.

It’s out there, but creative…

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She can have my vote on one condition: She has to sit on my face and tell me that she loves me :wink:

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Father Guido Sarducci is running too.

So many choices…but alas…none are mine.

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Sure is cute though. Has SHE ever been in any porn? I can see most of the other candidates nude.

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Sadly I heard that his paperwork was incomplete, so he didn’t qualify as a candidate.

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Well, when they say she “sucks as a candidate” it has a whole different meaning. :smiley:

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Look at her IMDB listing and tell me.

I think “Busty Dildo Lovers #4” and “New Wave Hookers 7” would be classified as porn. What do you think? :wink:

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It would make disaster press conferences a lot less depressing.

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I think I like “Californication” or “Californicate” better than “Calipornia”.

IMHO.

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Actually, it’s Kalipornea.

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Cali*fornia:

cali as in heat, as used in the word “calorie”
fornia as in sex, as used in the word “fornicate”

Ergo, California, or “land of hot sex.” :smiley:

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What’s her camaign slogan going to be, “Get the boob out of office and put these two in.”?

Peace-DESK

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You can? Gary Coleman?!!!

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He didn’t say that he wanted to see most of the other candidates nude; he just said that he could.

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Whats sad is that Mary seems to be a lot saner than Mariah.

Maybe she’ll pull an RVD* and wind up more famous than the celebrity she looks like.

    • gratuitous WWE reference