Mary Kate Olsen's new look

She looks terrible. But boy I hate that website.

At least the guy that has this one is a bit more clever.

Nah, nobody likes sallow, grey tinged tits do they?

{Praying that Dakota Fanning avoids this fate…}

I commend your collective intestinal fortitude. If you lot can face up to that, you’d ace Fear Factor.

“Zombie hooker.” Spot on. That girl has some serious problems.

Like my Dad says, “she doesn’t have enough fat in her ass to fry her ears.”

My reaction was, “What a sad little ugly vampire. I thought undead chicks were supposed to get hotter. Better put her out of her misery. Hmm, I’ll have to stop by Slayers’ Depot.”

Twice?

Oh my. Was she going for trampy skeleton? All that money and she can’t find a decent hair stylist. Or a Panera, apparently.

Well, putting aside the fact that she still seems unhealthily thin, that haircolor is a mess. Platinum blonde is a hard shade to pull off anyway, and the dyejob wasn’t well done. I knew a girl years ago who tried to home-dye her hair to platinum and it ended up looking just like Mary Kate’s – too yellow, and damaged.

The pictures aren’t very good and her “Giant” boyfriend looks to be maybe 5’10" since she’s only 5’1".

I noticed the same thing, I’d bet he’s not 6 feet, but I still loved the scrawling.

I prefer Go Fug Yourself

Susan