Which Mary-Kate and Ashley movies would you like to see made?
I’d like to see Mary-Kate and Ashley: Double Trouble in Little China, with Jean-Claude van Damme teaching the wholesome kung-fu twins how to be aware, in his own inimmitable style.
What about you?
Mary-Kate and Ashley: From Porn to Snuff.
I never thought I could be both afraid of Zorro and Sauron, but this thread has shown that it’s possible.
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Mary-Kate and Ashley go Trainspotting: The twins go to Scotland and discover the magic of soccer, drinking and heroin abuse. In the end Mary-Kate cheats Ashley out of a big drug deal and heads off to Amsterdam to ‘choose life’
Mary Kate and Ashley’s™ Basket Case.
Mary Kate and Ashley meet the Bush twins.
OMG! Hooda thunk it? I still think of them as those cute little girls from TV. But they’re hot!
[sub]I feel like a dirty old man[/sub]
Would Mary-Kate or Ashley contract SARS? Which one would be run over by a tank?
I’d rather see them go to Japan. Lotsa laughs over there! Haw Haw…
[sub]Oh, wait…[/sub]
JAWS comes to mind…
Mary-Kate and Ashley vs. the Albino Milli Vanilli Twins from Matrix
Compared to what? Snow? 
Seriously, I think there’s something vaguely alien about them in that pic. Their smiles remind me of a Denobulan’s.
But you have to admit, they’re looking distinctly less monkey-ish than they did as wee tykes.
I have never seen the appeal of the Olsen Twins. In the above picture, they are wearing far, far too much make-up and look no better than any of the 13-17 year olds I see in the mall trying to look older. It must be because they’re twins.
Mary-Kate and Ashley vs. Freddy and Jason.
Fox Special: When good twins go bad
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane…
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Mary-Kate and Ashley vs. 50 Million Adult Males’ Fantasies
How about a re-make of David Croneneberg’s “Dead Ringer?”
Instead of two male OBGYN’s as in the original, they’re two female urologists. And insead of Genevive Bujold with a two-pronged cervix, Haley Joe Osment with two dinguses.
