[With thanks to CrankyAsAnOldMan for reminding me of the subject of this thread]
So I’m walking through the local video rental shop and OH MY GOD!! A whole series of videos titled “The Mary Kate and Ashley Adventures.” (Sample title: The Space Camp Adventure) If ever there was a fair argument for infanticide, these two half-simian freaks are it. I mean, it wasn’t enough that they were the “cute” kids on “Full House,” one of the lamest pieces of dreck ever put on TV. But now they are starring in custom-made pieces of homogenized crap made just for them! Does anybody actually still think these two she-apes are the least bit cute? I mean it’s bad enough that so many kids need Ritalin or Paxil. After watching anything starring these two they’ll probably need a straitjacket and intense psychotherapy. What I want to know is: who put up the money to make these stupid-ass movies? And who rents them? I say both these groups of people (along with the twins themselves, of course) should be thrown into a pit with some rabid, starving wild dogs. But that might be cruelty to animals.