It’s called “Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action”. The only way this could be good news was if that was the title of their first porno. What is it with these two half-simian cunt-wads? Why won’t they go away? Why must we be perpetually tortured by their near-complete lack of any recognizable talent at playing anything except themselves? Who buys their videotapes? Who writes/publishes/buys their magazine? TELL ME SO I CAN KILL THEM!!
Why do they arouse such animosity within the heart of poor Lizard?! I don’t know, but DAMN if I can tolerate it much longer. I say we assassinate them immediately. I will lead the SDMB Death Squad which will remove this noxious, nauseating source of fake, overdone “cuteness” forever! Who’s with me??
Perhaps you should take a stress pill and think things over.
Why do the Olsens rattle so many people? Who cares? It’s true, I was driven to manic rage watching “Full House” but that was mostly due to Davie Coulier. It’s not like the Olsens are completely inundating our media. Most of their stuff is marketed via home video as opposed to the airwaves.
Gee, a cartoon about identical twins. And the voices are done by identical twins. Now I have nothing one way or the other about said twins in real life or past acting. But doesn’t this stike anyone other than me as, well, odd.
You do make a good point–the TV show Full House was kind of like a Legion of Doom of annoying bad comedy. Bob Saget was the Lex Luthor of the operation, Dave Coulier was the Joker, John Stamos was Bizarro Superman…the Olson Twins played a big role in the show’s nefarious deeds, but they were the mere pawns of the masterminds who conceived the devil seed known as Full House.
I could care less about the cartoon. Has anyone seen the DOLLS? My GOD, those things CREEP ME OUT! They’re like the teenybopper modern equivalent of the goddamn Zuni Fetish Doll! I keep expecting them to come to life, jump out of the TV, and rip my throat out with their fangs!
My sister has a ton of Olsen twins stuff, including the magazine subscription and the dolls. She also watches their shows regularly. I say they’re harmless. Let her have her fun; she’s not going to be a kid much longer. I watched the True Hollywood Story on the Olsen twins, and they seem like very nice girls. Don’t like them? Easy. Stop watching the Fox Family channel.
I remember watching Full House when it was still a first run show, and asking my mother how they could select a baby (or pair of babies) and know that they would have acting talent when they were older.
Now I can see that they have no way of knowing that.
Wait for the True Hollywood Story in seven years, when the story includes sex with Joey Lawrence, a failed 5-picture B-movie deal that was bought out by the studio after the failure of “Fatal Obsession VI,” and the incident with the eight-ball the cops found in the glove box.
Those poor twins! They really do scare me. The fucked up thing is that mom always says that I looked just like them when I was young. Yuck. Man was I ugly!! I do happen to buy their clothes for my little girls. (As long as there are no pictures of them on any of them.)
“The Olsen Twins were riding high…until one day it all came crashing down…”
One of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen was one of those Celebrity Cruises that featured Mary-Kate and Ashley. I’m guessing that the passenger list was made up of a few preteen girls whose parents were planning to take a cruise anyway, and about six times that many middle-aged male pedophiles.
One can only hope that Mary-Kate does not hyphenate when she gets married, resulting in, say, Mary-Kate Olsen-Van Der Beek.