I guess I’m lucky that my stepdaughter has chosen Britney Spears and that evil chick from The Mummy Returns as her role-models, intead of the Olsen twins.
:eek: You are one weird mamma-jamma!
You clicked, didn’t you?
Of course I did…I can never resist the demon urge to rebel against authority.
…but they ** are ** kinda cute…and they’ll be 18 eventually…
Yeah, I ckicked and . . .
BINDHIS??!?!? They’re wearing freaking BINDHIS on the cover of their magazine. I . . . they . . . but . . . I mean . . . who the . . . awww, forget it.
And I know they have to always be photographed together, but they’re always posed in a way that looks like they’re about to start kissing. I realized that in some peoples’ eyes this would be a good thing, but really - it’s a little disturbing. How can they stand to be around each other so much. I bet they hate each other like poison.
I’m occasionally asked if I’m related to them. My standard response is, “Thankfully, no. Those two are like artificial sweeteners; too much of 'em and they’ll cause cavities.”
Ah, the Olsen twins…
I’ve never run across the cartoon, and I never watched more than a few minutes of the attrocity that was Full House, but there’s something about there’s something about those two…
In the looks department, that is. I haven’t seen any discernible acting talent.
They were (IMO) downright ugly when they were little. They are certainly “growing into” their looks. They are quite pretty now. I bet they’re going to be knockouts in about five years.
5 years? Shiiiiit!
Speaking as a 16-year old guy:
MMMMMM… Olsen Twins! ::Gets all week in the knees::
Olsen Twins. Hoo baby.
Mary-Kate is better looking, IMHO, and that’s not a joke. I can SO tell em apart.
LC
Make…them…go…away!!! I always hated that little Tanner bitch…
In the store where I work, four-year-old girls mostly. One guy bought the first issue for his collection of “kitsch” – he said it was going right next to his Rocky-Horror-Picture-Show merchandise. And then there was one desparate-looking woman who didn’t look like she got out much.
In general, it doesn’t sell. And as for adults who seriously read and buy it, I think their own lives are a punishment worse than death.
I have to say every time I pass it in my store, I lose a little bit of faith in humanity. We keep it well hidden, but our supervisor won’t let us just send it back for a refund. This month’s issue, on the cover, has them dressed up in saris, and talking about Feng Shui. I guess they think that all Asian cultures are the same.
Anyway, FWIW, I firmly believe that the existence of the Olsons proves that one old idea is wrong: sometimes both twins are the evil twin.
Its sad really, what else could they possibly do for work?
They cant go to school and be normal, their very image inspires grown rational (?) adults to hate them.
They didnt choose this life, they are children, with the wisdom of a yellow crayon, flame their parents who are SO obviously exploiting them for profit and likely the creepy old man wacking off to their picture scenario doesnt bother them. Shame on them.
But those dolls make all the hair stand up on my head. <shudder>
Actually, it just occurred to me that maybe their parents are geniuses. This might be how their college education is getting financed. I’d definitely exploit my own children for something like that. (By that I mean, something that would benefit them in the long run). But I’m pretty sure the tykes have socked away enough to pay for Harvard by NOW…
Hmmm… Am I the only one who finds it kinda disturbing that adults are saying things like “The only way this could be good news was if that was the title of their first porno” about a couple of 15 year old girls?
Well Zaphod, its not like everything said in the Pit is meant to be taken literally. I won’t literally “kill” whoever buys the twins’ magazine.
I didn’t know how old they are, and I expect if they DO make any porno, it will be after they turn 18. But even then, they’ll probably still make me gag.
Lizard, fair 'nuff.
More likely, it’d be softcore B-grade exploitation-flicks (paging Alyssa Milano and Elizabeth Berkley…) – which genre already makes me gag 
But something tells me that if they want to stay in front of the camera they may attempt to inflict a Talk Show on us. ugh Deliver us, Lord…
And of course, as for E’s True Hollywood Story : Mary-Kate and Ashley at 30, the guessing game is which one at the end of the show will be a moderately successful producer/publisher/publicist still open to rekindling the magic if the right offer came, and which will be the one whose life is still a mess in a never ending battle with [insert preferred inner demons] and a struggle to shine by herself, who though tearfully thankful for being again in good speaking terms with sis, wants nothing to do with the “Olsen Twins” schtick since the near-disastrous “reinvention” back when they were 21.
Hey Zaphod-
I want Olsen Twins porn like right now. I would be quite happy to settle for Mary-Kate, Ashley solo would be a little disappointing.
Yeah. Yeah I do. So, umm, there.
Hmm, I don’t think I even started with a point. Oh well.
LC (Who is 16)
Rumor has it they are actually triplets, and Sheela, the one who got the majority of the talent genes, is kept chained in the basement by the evil “twins.”
Well yeah, the rumor is from Mad Magazine, but I still think A.J. Benza should investigate.
Yeah! She wears an iron mask! And Dave Coulier and Bob Saget will bust her out!