Mary Kay and Vili to wed. Batboy not invited.

[danceswithcats]

Ah, how touching. Cue the music, release the butterflies and doves. Now with that pesky sentence and restraining order out of the way, love can blossom. sigh

Her teaching career is probably kaput, so maybe she could do some drug commercials?

[Announcer voice] Are you a middle-aged woman? Feeling depressed? Life gone from your marriage? (Woman on screen slowly nods affirmatively.) Perhaps you should speak to your Doctor about Fualaau®. In clinical trails, Fualaau® was shown to increase heart rate, stimulate libido, and ease depression.

Fualaau® is not for everyone. Do not take Fualaau® if you currently reside where it is a prohibited product. Unwanted side effects of Fualaau® include divorce, pregnancy, loss of employment, incarceration, and public ridicule.
[/voice]

[racer72]

A co-worker of mine lives a few houses away from the Fualaau residence and he says there have been a fairly steady stream of vehicles in the neighborhood, all apparently hoping for a glimpse of the notorious Mary Kay. He said the worst part about living there has been the foreign journalists, they’ll knock on the door at all hours hoping for any kind of dirt.