Why do you care so much? It’s the internet. Stop taking it so seriously.
The better question is why you care so much. It’s like you drive a Cobalt or something.
Oh snap
Oh man he showed you. He typed out words on the internet.
How you gonna stand up to that?
:rolleyes:
I’m on the fence about whether she/he is a troll or not. I found two other forums where she posted the same message. On the one not already mentioned she has been a member for quite a while, and has a variety of equally inane relationship threads she’s started. Maybe she is real, but that would make her a very naïve, ignorant young woman who is addicted to bringing the minutia of her clueless life to Internet boards.
It would be kinder, IMO, to call her a troll.
I enjoyed her thread here. It gave me a toy to play with, and it was fun to exchange barbs, quips and fish stories with the other regulars on that thread.
The only drawback to having participated is that I have this evil, nasty new urge to drive **cmyk **crazy by doing this
It’s only allowed for people who are too stupid to read and understand the rules.
In other news…
You do win the award for swallowing the most in that thread. The story that is. You took the hook and were reeled in in a naivety matched only by the hypothetical character in the fairy tale.
Male-bodied person here. If by “commitments” you mean ongoing relationship, I was always hoping that would develop, although yeah damn right I was interested in the prospects of just plain old casual sex. My attitude was “if we have sex, why wouldn’t I want to continue being with her? It would be so cool to have a girlfriend!”
If you mean “guys in general” aka “most guys”, yeah, I saw the pattern too.
I think you misunderstand how many people on this board have no life outside of this board.
Closed? Darn. I was just to respond to this:
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So at the worst, this guy is guilty of breaking social etiquette.
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With this:
Yeah, he used the wrong fork.
No you!
Haven’t you figured it out yet. I AM MARY!! Bwahahahahah!!!
Yep. A big one.
Now simmer down.
To be fair, the anal fork and the regular fork looks very similar. The only difference is the anal fork only has one prong
Actually I still believe that this Mary character is who she claims she is. But it is completely insignificant to me. My reaction if Mary were to say “Ok, you got me, my name is Bert and I made it up” would be: “Ok”.
To me it does not matter whether the story is something that actually happened to a woman named Mary or just a figment of imagination in the head of a guy named Bert. It’s text, a story on the internet.
What is of main interest to me is that so many people seem to find the events implausible, when for me they all fall into the realm of realistic occurrences. And that some seem to be so concerned about the authors real identity. It’s a screen name and a story.
Whereas you, of course, have painstakingly compiled and cross-referenced a canonical list.
Nobody can still think that, it’s just not possible. They would have to be trolling.
I can remember when people thought Penthouse forums were made up as well. Those who haven’t actually lived always imagine stuff must be made up.
Wait, I just realized young people might not even know what Penthouse forums were.
I know. I used to not believe the letters, until one day when I was …
I have said too much.
Wow! That board looks awesome! Toshiro Mifune and Bruce Willis participate!
Isn’t it actually against the rules to post shit here from other forums? It’s hard to remember all the rules, but isn’t that one of them?
I hope s/he was a troll because I hate to think of a young woman that naive. But troll or not, that was a hilarious thread! Thanks to all with special recognition to** Martian Bigfoot**. I learned a new word! And way to annoy people
I thought you used a ladle for that?
That thread is fucking huge. I read the first page and the last page and I’m none the wiser.
IIRC, Indygrrl’s first thread was “Ask the Stripper” or something along those lines.