Masburbating Monkey Tie Tack

Another great find on eBay :

I’m sure Dad was a great guy and all, but, um, I’m sure he’s got some stories.

Now that Dad is in a home I wonder if he know his kids are selling off his stuff?

Nice find, but it’s got a major typo. They misspelled Golumn m-o-n-k-e-y.

I just want to know 1) Who would wear such a thing, and 2) In what milieu?

Anyhow, I’ve done my good deed for the day, I’m going to watch a Dr. Mabuse movie…

Admittedly, it’s probably not the kind of visual reinforcement you want to give to a guy in a home with a lot of free time on his hands. Hopefully it’s part of a set with Bingo Monkey.

Can I just do it until I need a walker?

Wow, I want that. I’m gonna go ask my mommy to buy it for me.

Wank no evil.

Lends a new meaning to “spanking the monkey”

“Monkey, spanketh thyself…”