MASH Trivia

Cafe Society
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“His ill gotten booty, or his (blank)”

Hawkeye quit drinking, then went on a date with a nurse played by what actress?

When did Frank’s ancestors come to America?

Frank thought he found a buried bomb. What was actually buried there?

I’m going to give you two dates. 1776. 1492. What is the correct answer?

What did Hawkeye call “Some real toe-tappers”?

What did Patrick Swayze have?

“I’m a marine. We’re the best.”

What actor had a billiard ball stuck in his mouth?

And on what day of the year?

Who was The Wind?

“Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice…”

What did Margaret do every morning as a child? How about Trapper?

Who played Radar’s mother?

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“ill-booten gotty”

Shelly Long

A kimchi pot.

Radar’s answer was 3,268

Leukemia

George Wendt, Halloween

Col. Flagg (“I told you he was the wind. You said he was the moon and the stars.”)

Take off your pants and slide on the ice.

Margaret: “Every morning, we ran naked in the snow” Trapper: “We ran naked in the subway.”

Gary Burghoff

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Dang, you’re good. All but three.

What was the name of the operator who shared a name with one of Hawkeye’s daughters?

What practical jokes did BJ not play on Charles, Potter, Margaret, Mulcahy, and Klinger?

“The surgeons in the Army, they say we’re mighty bright…”

What was Margaret’s father’s name?

How did Tuttle die?

The actor who played Digger was a regular on what sitcom?

In what movie was everyone a virgin?

What did Hawkeye once eat twelve of?

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And to keep the thread going…

  1. What role other than Col. Potter did Harry Morgan play?

  2. How did Col. Flagg train himself to never laugh?

  3. What outfit did Cpl. Klinger wear when Gen. MacArthur briefly visited the 4077th?

  4. From what Chicago restaurant does Hawkeye have ribs delivered to Korea?

  5. What was the nickname of Hot Lip’s father?

  6. What does Col. Potter do with Sophie when the war ends?

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>1) What role other than Col. Potter did Harry Morgan play?

Steele. With three E’s, not all in a row.

>2) How did Col. Flagg train himself to never laugh?

Watched the Three Stooges while jabbing himself with, uh, a knitting needle?

>3) What outfit did Cpl. Klinger wear when Gen. MacArthur briefly visited the 4077th?

Lady Liberty

>4) From what Chicago restaurant does Hawkeye have ribs delivered to Korea?

Adam’s Ribs

>5) What was the nickname of Hot Lip’s father?

I already asked that. Was that his nickname?

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Cattle prod, IIRC.

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Snake in the bed, shaving cream in the toothpaste, exposed derriere, exploding file cabinent. Don’t remember what supposedly happened to the Father.

we work on patients through the day and nurses through the night.

“Howitzer” Al Houlihan.

Jumped without a parachute. Only his dogtags were left.

The Moon Is Blue.

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> In what movie was everyone a virgin?
I’m guessing The Moon is Blue.

> What does Col. Potter do with Sophie when the war ends?
He rode her to the orphanage and left her with them.

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But you could say that a little bit of Tuttle lives on in all of us.

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You could say that, together, we all made up Tuttle.
PS: Where did Tuttle go to med school?

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1a) What did Hawkeye forget to order from Adam’s Ribs?

1b) Where was the clerk from?

  1. Who was Tuttle’s replacement?

3a) “Could be a trap, Trap.”

3b) What in the hell did Frank bring along?

3c) Where did Hawkeye say he got it?

4a) Who tried to kill Henry?

4b) What was his real name?

4c) Where was he from?

5a) What did Flagg bust?

5b) Who were the guests?

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Berlin Polytechnic.

What were his eye and hair color?

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“What practical jokes did BJ not play on Charles, Potter, Margaret, Mulcahy, and Klinger?”

Mulcahy’s wasn’t spiked with choking spices or similar noxious chemicals. Hawkeye: “You poisoned a priest!”
I’m going to label these for ease of use and suggest others do the same:

BE1: Who has a stuttering relative?

BE2: What skill that Hawkeye can normally do without thinking becomes near-impossible with a broken arm?

BE3: What did Major Burns arrange (during his brief command between Blake and Potter) “only for inspection.”

BE4: “That is not a hook…”

BE5: “Him, him, him, him, and him.”

BE6: “Can you identify yourself?”

BE7: “Over hill, over dale…” (all three endings)

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Err, Mulcahy’s food wasn’t spiked…

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1a) What did Hawkeye forget to order from Adam’s Ribs?

Cole slaw

1b) Where was the clerk from?

Jolliet.

3a) “Could be a trap, Trap.”

Driving into Chinese territory.

3b) What in the hell did Frank bring along?

A small gun.

3c) Where did Hawkeye say he got it?

Crackerjack box

4a) Who tried to kill Henry?

Cowboy

4b) What was his real name?

Double Dear John John

4c) Where was he from?

Reno

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Winchester (his sister, IIRC)

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BE1: Who has a stuttering relative?

Charles.

BE2: What skill that Hawkeye can normally do without thinking becomes near-impossible with a broken arm?

Tying a knot.

BE7: “Over hill, over dale…” (all three endings)

Our love (or Korean clamp) will (n)ever fail.

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Man, these things just do not stick in my head. I was going to answer your PS and got as far as “Berlin Poly … something” in my head. Fortunately, someone else stepped up to bat on that one. :slight_smile:

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Charles.

Tying knots in sutures, I think.

Rigging the seats in the latrine to rise at attention.

…our love will never fail.
…our love will ever fail.
…Korean clamp will never fail.

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T1: What did the Korean clamp maker sell to Hawk and BJ?

T2: What was Trapper’s first lesson in Korean?

T3: “Perfoming surgery used to be like falling off a log.”

T4: What was Dr. Freedman’s first name? Give two answers.

T5: WWJB? (bless)

T6: What wore fuzzy pink slippers? Explain.

T7: “What is that atrocious odor?”

T8a: What was the name of the country that Hawkeye, BJ, and Scully founded?

T8b: What did Hawkeye originally want to call it?

T8c: On what terms did BJ accept?

T9: Who gets an A in fidelity?

T10: What accidently went off in Radar’s hand?