And here I was imagining something similar to the giant bust of Jesus that is on interstate 75 in Ohio…(between Cincinatti and Dayton)…
Maybe Madonna has created another garment similar to her large cone bra–the massive dildo bust.
Big Butter Jesus!
There is no Cincinatti in Ohio.
I bust a massive dildo in Minnesota once; I believe it was Steely Dan II. Steely Dan I was crushed somewhere along the Upper Babboonasshole River.
…you know, it’s been YEARS since I read Naked Lunch, I didn’t like it when I read it, but that quasi-quote was the very first thing I thought of when I saw the OP.
Bad boys, Bad boys,
Whatchu gonna do…?
Whatchu gonna do when she cum for you…??? 
Actually, it started off to be Denny Green but she got the ears too small.
I found 2 large paper mache penises sticking out of a dumpster years ago. Recognizing great art when I saw it, I stopped and grabbed them. They were about 5 feet long and big enough around for a person to get into. They were confiscated from me by a couple of girls who fitted them with bouncy scrotums and paraded about in them up until halloween that year. Not sure what happened to them after that. Giant penis…easy cum, easy go.
Hey, I had nothing to do with this!
Well, the vegemite ban link came from reading news.com.au since I lived ten years in Oz. I like to read up on the Australian version or the world since they have their own spin on events. And let’s not forget that quite a few Dopers in America require daily doses of vegemit, especially QtM.
As for the Minnesota “drug bust” video link, that one came from a digg.com article since I scan that site. It was just so funny I had to post it.
Any resemblance is purely coindidental and somewhat exaggerated.
I love the fact that the reporter had no clue what happened behind him. I wish that we could have seen the expression on the anchorman.
That, and I’m pretty sure the cop was trying to hide an enormous grin.