Made me chuckle. 
Wow, was that the battering ram they referred to in the news story?
What are the odds??

No, that’s about 6 cops inside the house daring each other to take it outside in front of the news crews.
Feh. The cops I work with would have stood behind the reporter grinning and waving it at the camera.
???That thing looked too floppy for actual use; like it was foam rubber or something.
Possible interpretations of the OP:
- In Minnesota, an arrest of many people was carried out for reasons related to dildoes.
- In Minnesota, an arrest of a few people was carried out for reasons related to huge dildoes.
- In Minnesota, an arrest of many unpleasant morons was carried out.
- In Minnesota, an artist sculpted a large statue of a famous penis.
A porn star named Minnesota managed to break her large dildo while in use.
Has anyone seen elucidator on the boards today? Just saying…
I admire anyone who could take that thing into one of their orifices.
We’re #1! We’re #1!
Geez Duckster!
First you tell us about the U.S. ban on Vegemite, now you’re sending us to a video file that encompasses cops, reporters and dildoes.
What the hell are you reading???
Can I order a subscription too?
OP: was the bust massive or were the dildos massive?
There could have been a woman with a massive bust using the massive dildo.
Watch the video. It will penetrate any confusion you were previously experiencing.
“I said **IN-TU-**bate!”
Clearly you’ve never taken a tour of some of the shops in the Castro district of San Francisco
The Minnesota franchise of a company named ‘Massive Dildo’ has declared bankruptcy.
Also:
An actor named Massive Dildo* was apprehended by the police in Minnesota.
*It could happen - remember Yahoo Serious?