That has got to be the strangest simulpost I’ve ever seen.
Wow.
Anyone that believes humans are each unique individuals should review the simulposts of Bryan Ekers and Q.E.D., above. We are prisoners of our hard-wired systems.
Carry on.
Yes but which one is primary primary?
Shit, that’s nothing. The city council of a town here in Texas directed all city employees to start answering the phone “Heaven-o” instead of the traditional “hello”.
Are they extending the rule to cover intercoms? New rant material!
I remember when the Navy instructed everyone to stop referring to “flip charts” because it might be offensive to Filippinos. It just makes you want to sit with your head in your hands and moan softly and rock back and forth.
Not only no, but fuck no.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
When I was in Desert Storm, my Bn Maintenace NCO was from the Phillipines.
First of all, he called ALL people from the Phillipines “flips” and second of all…
He named his son Flip.
I never laughed at it because he was a body builder with arms bigger around than my thighs and I never really felt like having the shit beat out of me.
Now my wife on the other hand…
I really think that whole “niggardly” episode with the mayoral aide took the cake.
How bout bourgeois and proletariat drives? Then the CSEL setting could stand for Communism Select.
Why not just call them “Church” and “Republican”
:sorry, pissed of another message board at the moment:
Why doesn’t my “edit” button work? Feckin “Masters” at work again.
There probably ought to be the word “at” in my previous post.
I just has an idea (after I hit submit, as usual), why not call them “Moderators” and “Posters”?
That’s an idea. I was thinking ‘Dominant’ and ‘Passive’ ?
How about Yankees and Red Sox? 
[sub]Don’t even try to comeback with Marlins and Yankees[/sub]
Master/Slave designations do not apply to SCSI. In IDE, the controller on the Master drive addresses the Slave drive, but in SCSI, all drives are addressed by the SCSI controller.
In answer to your next question, no, I have absolutely no sense of humor.
I vote for the “pissed off” drive and the “pissed on” drive.
How about:
Crassus and Spartacus
No…, then the slave would short-circuit the master.
Top and bottom
Pitcher and catcher
Active and passive
Bob
Some more suggestions:
Dog and Flea drives:
The Flea drives attach themselves to the Dog drive, irritating it to the point where it’s constantly running the head back and forth rapidly.
God and Adam drives:
The Adam drive gets itself installed into the forbidden Apple, whereupon the angry God drive smites it, causing the user to vainly search for his D: drive.
Husband and Wife drives:
Confusion reigns as both drives compete to be the C: drive. The Husband drive complains that the Wife drive isn’t doing enough to keep the computer maintained, and that the C:\windows emp folder is jammed full and in need of emptying. The Wife drive complains that the removable Husband drive is spending far too much time at a different PC, and keeps picking up strange adware and porn links.
: concert-style clap :