MASTER LIST (Newbies only)

(No date limit, no post limit, it’s all in your head, anyway.)

If you’re a newbie, please sign on to this Master List of Newbies

Like Will Rogers, “I never met a man I didn’t like”, except I’ll include women and children (sorry W.C. Fields)

while I still feel new.

and visit my thread where the ghost lies in suspended animation, no longer able to post, but never banned.

(I got approval to “freeze” the name at a post count of 1.)

Not 100, not 300, not 999, but…

Did I win the new car???

:frowning: Damn, I so wanted the new car.

What’s the prize for 5th?

Another newbie, reporting in.
Hey, nobody ever told me I wasn’t a newbie anymore so…

Brunetter, the most annoying newbie yet! (till I hear otherwise)

I’m a newbie…right?

well, I’m a newbie. makes me feel “special,” but not really in a good way. oh well, everyone has to be a newbie sometime.

I still feel pretty “newbie” with this whole 'net/web/message board thing. I’d say, “Welcome aboard, everybody else!”

Yup yup yup…Newbie alert, right here! Is there something wrong with that? Take that smirk off your face…

Could someone define newbie? I lurked for over a year before actually posting, but I just started posting recently, and I have a low post count.

Well I’ve been registered as long as Demo, yet I have a fraction of the amount of posts. I guess that’s why he’s respected and I’m not.

I’m still a newbie. Also, nobody ever pays any attention to me, which is, of course, the main qualification.

Catrandom

Am I a newbie? I’ve been a member several months.

But it feels weird to be a newbie again. I haven’t been a newbie anywhere in several months. Well, I always said I wanted to relive my youth.

Howdy. Hey is this a cheap way of getting your post count up or what?

Well, I am obviously a newbie, and if I could think
of anything funny to say, I would say it.

Why are we humiliating ourselves this way, anyhow?

Hey, wait! I just thought of something-

Oh dear, I used it in my sig line-and it probably isn’t
that funny anyway. Although it cracks ME up, but maybe
I’m not the best judge?

Sigh

…ummmm, what caller am I? Do I win the N’Sync tickets???

I’m a newbie. Yay.