Hey! Nobody ever did anything like this for me when I was a newbie!
Oh, and thanks for the bratwurst. plunks a bottle of spicy mustard on the table Anyone got any kraut?
Well, I’m starting here at post#1, so you remember that!
Kraut? Where’s the… Don’t tell me I forgot the…DOH!!!
My bad but at least the Johsonville’s. Hey this spicy mustard rocks.
I lurk here occasionally, but haven’t posted much. Mainly because I keep forgetting my password. But here I am, signing in. I will sit down and be counted.
So, count me in as your one of your “labeled” newbies,whose only crime was shyness and poor typing skills. I am here! gold1
I may be a newbie here, but goshdarn it…I’ve remember serial connections through a UNIX server…back when the “World Wide Web” was a little experimental part of the net and you had to use Lynx to access…with not graphics might I add…all text interface. So you may brand me a newbie, but sir, I am harden veteran.
…please don’t hurt me.
Since few newbies will find this thread buried on page two, I’ll make a mudane and pointless (story of my life!) post.
I’m a newbie.
Can we see another “condensed” list?
Or is smiley done. (Does look like a lot of work on a long thread)
I believe I qualify.
Post number 2! That’s pretty darn new!
Hello everyone! 
Sorry - I think I win the newest newbie prize.
First post ever (in fact, first time ever on this message board!)
Nice t’meet y’all!!! 
Been lurking for a month or so, but just started posting…
galadriel! You were the “Please welcome our newest member” when I came on the MB this evening.
I don’t get any more newbie than this.
Tripler reports I am present and accounted for, sir! :\
Checking in.
I’m a newbie.
**:D, a brewski for youski! **
Hi, my name is Baglady, and I’m a newbie.
[Everybody in chorus]
Hi Baglady.
[/Everybody in chorus]
Thagyouverybuch.
I’m a newbie. I’m here. Whoop-de-do. Is this some bizarre ritual, or just a head count? What defines a newbie, anyway?
How’s this for newbie?