I’m a “Newbie” at last! I feel really, really special now. At last I’m a member of upstanding, smart and gifted people. All my psychological problems have been fixed! To celebrate I’m going to turn off all the lights in the house! Yay!
I’m certainly new, since I don’t know what the list is for but I still want to be on it. I do see non-newbies, though, so maybe it actually does something.
HI I am a newbie, but I just found this. So I am signing in!! Hello to all fellow newbies?
Sign me up. (I forget, if I’m already on the list, consider this a boost.)
If I have already had my ass handed to me on a rusty platter in the Pit (see “Indians are Destroying the Environment” thread), am I still a newbie? I sure feel like one (albeit with a few scars).
There’s a certain perverse satisfaction in being flamed your first week as a poster.
I think I qualify for newbie status.
I guess I’m a newbie. I’ve been lurking for a while (a few months) but untl the SETI thread I saw no reason to post (read: I had nothing intelligent to say. Not that I do now, but I try.).
Patrick
No one will read this far down, so I guess I’m free to make up outrageous lies about myself.
I’m right behind ya, CrankyAsAnOldMan, you old sourpuss ;).
Max the Immortal here. I’ve been lurking around here for a few months. I ought to post something soon…
I refuse to post here just to get my post count up.
Oh crap.
waves from comfy corner
Hi everyone!
As you can see, this is my very first post.
Be kind to me. I bruise easily. 
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-newbie!
What’s a newbie?
BTW how do we pronounce your name? “Grin”? It’s kind of like Prince, the Artist Formerly Using the Symbol Formerly Known as Prince. I mean, how did you pronounce his symbol? So are you like “the Poster known as :D”???
Long time listener, first time caller… (well, close enough, anyway…) 
Newbie 2,453,236 reporting as requested.
Here I am. What’s happening?
Hello, fellow newbies! Its a privelege just being here!
Just curious, how many people are really new, and how may are re-registered?
I am a true NEWBIE and PROUD!
**I don’t think so.
I did it once, right near the start, and it took forever.
Anyone else can take it over any time, though.
I’m sure someone will eventually.