This is a zombie thread, and poor Felix is now 10 years old.
Should I take it then that you are a man? If so, how do you know that having your titties sucked during sex is awesome? As a woman, I have to say that yes, it is nice to have your titties sucked during sex but it is disappointing that for most men (that I have had sex with) sucking seems to be the end-all be-all of tittty interaction, pointing to what? an Oedipus complex?
Were you hoping for an impromptu puppet show? Seems like that would just kill the mood. I guess ventriloquism could be interesting.
There should be some kind of utility in the board software that invites people who resurrect zombies to tell us how the thread caught their attention. Nothing compulsory; it’s just that sometimes I get the feeling that we’re missing out on some wonderful stories…
You can press the tits to your eyes and shout “Up periscope!” but it rarely enhances the sexening IME.
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Twirl the nipples like radio dials (DON’T ACTUALLY TWIST THEM! THIS RARELY WORKS!).
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Intone “Come in, New Delhi; come in, Calcutta…” over and over until she asks what the hell you’re doing.
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Calmly respond: “I’m rying to et India.”
Sorry, not trying to be obtuse but I don’t understand your comment. Is it a joke? Where do puppets and/ or ventriloquism come into it? (I know, it’s because I used the word “interaction”, isn’t it?)
In any case, what I mean was that there are several ways to stimulate the breasts during sexytimes other than suckle and squeeze them, and also that the breast consists of more than just the nipple.
Ahhh, the SDMB. I missed this thread the first time around, but now I consider my boundaries expanded! Thanks (I think).
(punch line typos corrected)
+1000
So many periods, I’m betting Kimberly Clark stock just went through the roof.
It sounds creepy but how could it possibly hurt anything or anyone. Maybe thats the reward or incentive nature has given women to breast feed. Go for it.
Women will often allow their husbands to scooch up from behind and have sex while they nurse an infant, whats the difference? Sounds pretty natural to me.
Often? That would surprise me. Someone should set up a poll.
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You’re not allowed to call other people insulting names in this forum, that is only allowed in The BBQ Pit forum. Don’t do it again in this one.
Anybody here does icepick trepanations ? I’m gonna need my prefrontal cortex scrambled, stat.
People who masturbate while breast feeding probably let the dog watch too.
Missed this line the first time around. Damn, I wish I had come up with that one!
That’s not okay to do such thing in the presence of a child
This kinda makes me wonder about those that breast feed until their child is 4-5 years old. Now I’m even more squiked out about it.
I get that nipples are an erogenous zone during foreplay, but I can’t imagine my wife looking at my son now, when he is a teen, or when he is an adult and thinking, “I used to cum with my tit in your mouth!”
On another note, it’s kind of refreshing to know that distance shooting is a totally normal teenage activity!