Actually, she did – and produced an entire obviously-intended-to-shock-the-plebes play about her BabyLovin’ adventures.
Thanks for the tip on starting a new website.
What a stupid shirt, worn by an über-sick cunt. Lemmy Kilmister should punch her in the face. Repeatedly.
I dunno, I’d hit that.
“Hey, lets browse the dope at 4 am. La dad deee, scrolling past threads, oh ‘masturbation!’ what’s that one about… AAHHHHHA HHHHHH AHHHHHHH!”
Revolting.
If we were talking about having honest conversation about a touchy issue, well then I’d be right with you.
Of course she wrote a one-woman play about this. Of course.
If only the author of that “pedophile manual” had written a play and marketed his stuff to edgy alterna-weeklies…
I would just like to take this opportunity to, once again, thank the mods for banning Cesario.
My wife has told me before that the act of breastfeeding occasionally serves as a mild involuntary stimulant - she’s not comfortable with it, but understands what’s going on physically. And she took one look at the thread title and said “What the fuck? Ewww!”
Consent issues aside, there’s a singular purpose to breastfeeding, and to make it something sexual is completely out of bounds, and can fundamentally warp the mother-child bond that breastfeeding helps foster.
In short - if you must rub one out whilst having your ta-tas manipulated, put the damn baby down and grab a pump, or your husband, or something.
“Love your baby, but don’t like, LOVE your baby.”
I know for a fact (u can look it up) that it is normal for a mom to feel aroused down there when she breastfeeds…the first time my baby latched on good after a few days at home after we left hospital, I felt the same thing…it freaked me out n I felt ashamed but I talked to my mom, she said that happens sometimes…but I in no shape fashion or form felt a need to masturbate because of the stimulation…that’s taking it a little far…for u dumb asses saying “its gross to think ur baby turns u on” let me tell u it’s hormonal, I read all about it…so don’t feel ashamed but masturbating while breastfeeding is taking it a step to far…ur tuning a loving experience into a sexual one with ur child…when my baby was done the feeling went away n I didn’t think about it…its normal for some women…just don’t turn something beautiful into something ugly, wrong, and sexual
Just for the record, this was totally meant as a joke.
I would if I was a lady. Having your titties sucked on while your doing the sex is awesome. I wouldn’t tell anyone though. That’s just messed up.
Just feed the baby quick and bring dad in, I’m sure he won’t mind
God, I hope this is just a tasteless joke.
Probably milk flavored.
Do other mammals have a wank while breastfeeding? If it were a legitimate thing anywhere, it would be in the animal kingdom, where there are no inhibitions regarding incest or homosexuality or morning breath.
Do mammals besides humans even eroticize the nipples? (Can you titilate an ocelot?)
Only one way to find out.