Not that i see anything wrong with it. It’s just that if I’m gone for more than the length of time that it takes to piss then people are looking for me. I’ve probably done it 3-5 times though in my life. Now Jr. High…that was a different story…
Masturbated in the office restroom? No.
Sex there? Yes.
With my FCOC at the time.
Oh, OK. It stands for ‘Female Companion of Choice’.
I don’t have an office per se, I freelance. Nothing like a change of scenery. Hmmm. Let’s see now.
Office bathrooms.
Winnebago W.C.'s.
Airplane Restrooms ( for some reason, that always gets me going).
In the Van.
Restaurant Bathrooms.
In a cornfield ( less comfy than originally imagined…)
I think that’s it. God. I’m in deep trouble here. There goes my rep as a Simple Country Jew ;j
Cartooniverse
Thinking about it, I’m kind of surprised that I never jerked off at work. Then again, it would be bad form to lay down on the stall floor and go right to sleep afterwards.
are we just listing interesting places now? Because I used to be a DJ in college and I worked the overnight shift. Sometimes I would pop in a compilation CD after the top of the hour I.D. and just lay down behind the console.
this was strictly to keep me awake on the job you understand.
jarbaby
A cornfield Cartooniverse? I’ll never eat creamed corn again!
Seriously though, does anyone know of any human sexuality reference sites that may be able to answer my OP questions (percentage of women who do it in the restroom (or a cornfield for that matter)? I looked at sexrecords.com, but they didn’t come in handy (no pun intended) as I thought they would.
::quickly checks jarbabyj’s homepage to see if she’s single::
Damn.
Female. Yes.
Also on top of a moving camel in Egypt. really.
Yeah, I’ve maturbated at work, but only in a private restroom.
Also, on an airplane. While in my seat.
(Female, obviously).
H8, you owe me a new monitor. This one is all sticky!
[sub]It’s Diet Coke, you sicko’s.:D[/sub]
Not at this job. But my last job and the one before that.
Location: Bathroom and at desk. (It was later in the evening.)
I’ve also had sex in the server room of my last job.
As a Technologist, I find this quite disturbing.
What? Didn’t trip the halon?
Clearly, you’ve been associating with the wrong women. Some of us can get there in under a minute when the circumstances are right.
Clearly to you, perhaps.
Actually, lately I haven’t “associated” with anyone. 
::raises eyebrow::
What are you doin’ later? 
One time at Thanksgiving I had the job of basting the turkey. I was the master baster.
Similarly, last summer fly-fishing I considered myself a ** Master Baiter **
And let me tell you, once you’ve mastered that there are no limits to where.
In class
Driving
Sitting in traffic
Sitting at the computer
Waiting rooms
Cooking
The movies
Resturants
You get the idea
A janitor once told me, “One nice thing about cleaning the ladies’ restroom is, you don’t have to worry about cleaning semen off the walls.” He allowed as how it was possible, but he’d never seen any.
Female-never have.
I don’t care what you do at work, but if anyone crashes into my car because they were too busy spanking the monkey…well, let’s just say that it will be the LAST time the monkey gets spanked for a while! If there’s even a monkey left after I get through with you!
