Any good ideas on killing flies?
GQ: Anyone know Eliot Spitzer’s frat nickname?*
Cafe Society: What was that song by Alice Cooper?
*(credit to Mrs. No. 9)
nah, my username is too obscure… I got nothin’ either.
Cute name for Ursus maritimus.
Who is Quake, and why is he stalking me?
You’re awesome!
~Says the person whose username everywhere else is hardheartedkemi 
What’s your favorite vegetable?
Need help thickening soup - FAST!
What was the question?
Snappiest answers to stupidest questions?
Another Big Cat May Be In Hawaii!
(A few years back there was rumor of a large wild cat stalking around in the Upcountry Maui area, said to be maybe a cougar. It was never caught, but little evidences or assumed sightings kept popping up. I don’t remember what came of it.)
Misspellings on lighting instruments: Fraudulent ellipsoidal reflectors or printer error?
who can’t spell? (It’s Procrustes)
Otherwise, the funniest answer of the bunch!
Enigma?
Why is everyone so damn perky around here?
GQ: Ants? Ants! ANTS!!! OMG, ANTS!!!
GD: Multiple Personalities: Fraud, Fiction, or Hoax?
What’s another name for a West African Poet?
My life sucks!
What’s your ideal job? 
Is my step-son a pothead?