Matt Gaetz being investigated for sex with 17 year old girl (DOJ declines to charge 2023-02-15)

Well, he’s trafficked so many women for sex, it’s hard for him to remember them all.

I had the same thought. If you’re foggy on which specific victims this might be, that’s not a good sign for your defense.

“People of the jury, my client can’t possibly keep all of these trafficked women straight, so we beg your patience.”

Can Trump pardon Gaetz?

Nope. This isn’t a criminal case; it’s a civil lawsuit.