Matt Gaetz withdraws from AG nomination

This reminds of Prince Andrew and his claim that he was incapable of sweating, i.e. an oddly specific and self-exculpatory claim that, while highly implausible, would be difficult for anyone else to refute.

John Barron is unique. Most Johns pay at the time of the sex. Mr. Barron pays much later and only to keep the datee from talking about how awful the sex was due to the mushroom like appendage and that he likes odd shit like spanking and golden showers.

The budget impasse is good news for Gaetz because now Congress is in session for longer and that delays release. If the vote had passed yesterday, we would have gotten the news today. Maybe they’ll pass a bill today but I don’t think that’s likely.

Hopefully they get a deal done on the budget by Monday. Release of the report would be a lovely Christmas present Gaetz.

Why is releasing the report tied up with the budget? Why not do both?

Releasing the report will happen when Congress is closed for the year and that won’t happen until they finish the budget.

But why? Is it a procedural requirement?

It’s what the committee decided to do

Brave Sir Robins!

I think that this means it’s just about time

Although… remember “Pro Forma Sessions”, the procedural trick to prevent recess appointments? The 118th Congress technically has not adjourned for the term. So ISTM strictly speaking saying it will be released before the end of the term and after the last day of votes could mean they can release it as soon as tomorrow… or at any later date in the month.

Yeah. I was wondering about that. When I read about it, I interpreted it as once they all go home with the exception of the person forced to hang out for that reason but you could certainly be correct.

Edit

The report is now expected to be made public after the House’s final day of votes this year as lawmakers leave Washington for the holidays, those sources said.

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“BREAKING: Matt Gaetz is threatening that if his sexual misconduct gets revealed, he’ll call out all the other pervert Republicans in Congress.”

He says that like it’s a bad thing.

Sure, just like Madison Cawthorn threatened to do, and look where he is now. Gaetz is a young punk up against old monsters.

Yeah, was about to ask how well that went.

And the “old monsters” went even against the wishes of their own Speaker and of Trump.

Depending on the levels of perversion involved, isn’t he essentially admitting to withholding evidence of crimes?

Yup - and I always have to wonder about these threats - why wait? or are you using your evidence for blackmail?

IOKIYAR

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The committee has ten members with five from each party. CBS reports that the vote to release was 7-3 with two Republicans switching sides.