Well, at least too vile for the Shockwave web site.
http://chicagopoint.com/princess.html
“A while back Shockwave asked South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker
to make two short animated flash films for them. Although the creators had warned
Shockwave that they would deliver a cartoon with no holds barred, Shockwave
insisted on having them make it. So, they did! And “Princess” was the result.
See why Shockwave never aired them . . .”
VERY unsafe for work.
Good God Man!
Those aren’t even safe for home!
Oh…my.
That was…quite disturbing.
I think I’ll skip South Park this week.
Ava
Heh, I almost put “not safe for most homes too!” in the OP.
That was the most vile piece of garbage I’ve ever seen. And I can’t wait for episode 3. It’s bound to be better than the Star Wars movie of the same name.
That’s certainly discusting but I’m sure there are worse things on the internet. To be honest, I didn’t find them all that interesting and it’s as simple as that.
I have never once considered myself a prude, but you have crossed the line. I am reporting this thread to the appropiate moderators IMMEDIATELY… after I eat dinner or bathe or finish watching Booty Talk 27 or…something. I’ll get around to it…
I WILL NEVER CLINK ON THE LINK TO THAT WEBSITE AGAIN. It’s a DAMNED GOOD THING I’ve taken the precaution of downloading BOTH episodes directly to my hard drive, so that I may safely e-mail this PERVERSION for all my like-minded friends so that we may share our UNMITIGATED DISGUST at yourself, you PERVEYOR OF FILTH, and the creators of this ANIMATED MONUMENT TO DECAYED AMERICAN MORALITY.
Revtim. You sicken me in ways I thought only my Rush Limbaugh beastaility clips could.
And don’t let me catch you posting links like this around here again without loudly announcing your intentions so I can see for myself, you sick bastard!
Vile? You have obviously not seen the Dr. Laura nudes.
I first discovered these about six months ago when the cable channel Trio ran a documentary about it called “Shocked”. It portrayed their story in parallel with the whole dotcom bust. It was pretty funny hearing Matt & Trey talk about how stupid they thought the whole idea of watching shows on your computer (instead of your TV) was.
In fact, this was why “Princess” was so filthy! Parker & Stone thought that the only reason to bother making an internet cartoon was because that was really all the internet was good for, porn!
They also made an absolute killing on the whole deal which got pitched to them at the height of both the internet’s and South Park’s popularity, the late 90s. They were paid millions in cash & stock (and Macromedia bounced back from the bust and is now making money) for a stupid little X-rated cartoon that almost nobody saw!
Anyone wanna give a spoiler box?
Just think…
Pt 1
Half a bottle of viagra…
Body mutilation through eruption…
Pt 2
Necromania.
Oh yeah…and a cute little dog.
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!
Me up all night honking me horn to
porn, porn, porn!
Grab your dck and double click for
porn, porn, porn!*
(Oh, come on, like Gobear wouldn’t have been in here posting Avenue Q lyrics if I hadn’t?)
Ava
Wow. Joyless and (pardon the pun) turgid. Not particularly offensive, but just meh.
A whole lot of build up with very little pay off.
Much like the first time I had sex.
Ugh, the theme song was the worst part of that.
I thought it was genius.
Again from “Shocked” Parker & Stone’s idea was to create this extremely cute and seemingly real kid’s franchise. They not only created the two movies but a whole site full of games & puzzles and a map of Princess’ neighborhood and clickable bios of all the other pet characters. They also laughed about invisioning a whole line of Princess merchandise, tshirts, lunchboxes, backpacks etc.
But it was all just an elaborate joke. It goes from the most sickeningly treacley, over the top, cutesey-pie opening sequence right to the most sickeningly hardcore, over the top, fetishey smut!
“Oh, ah, I’m the, ah, body, checker, guy”
That was beautiful.
Matt and Trey, if you’re out there, I salute you.
“Part Four: * Pwincess Goes to Pwison *”
Eh, I’m with Miller. I thought it was going to be worse.
The dad sounds like Will Ferrell.
In case not everyone noticed:
The guy finally gets ‘release’ when the faggy Discovery Channel interior decorator guy comes on. “Hi everybody!!”
Oh…that was supposed to be the bad part? What disturbed me was the incredibly depressing depiction of marital sex 
.